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Edited on Tue May-16-06 07:09 PM by wyldwolf
This from Political Vine:
Rumors have it that a Fulton County Superior Court judge has issued an opinion that overturns the gay marriage amendment ban voted-on by the State of Georgia in November of 2004.
Details are sketchy right now, but we believe the following people/entities will have these reactions to this decision:
Sadie Fields of the Georgia Christian Coalition will denounce the decision, and state "We must get rid of these activist judges by any means necessary! They are ruining my plans to make this state a total theocracy!"
Governor Sonny Perdue will hastily place a phone call to President George Bush and request that some of those National Guard troops who were going to the USA-Mexican border to stop illegals from crossing be diverted to come to Georgia to stop the sudden rush to the altar of gay people who want to get married.
President Bush will agree with Governor Perdue and tap soon-to-be-defeated US Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pennsylvannia) to lead the forces into Georgia.
FOX News Commentator/President-Bush-Bootlicker Sean Hannity will spend tonight's ENTIRE hour screaming about the aforementioned "activist judge" daring to use the Rule of Law in overturning the constitutional amendment. Too bad the entire staff of the Political Vine will be busy watching the two-hour season finale of Boston Legal to care what Hannity says about anything...(ever, actually).
Former State Senator Mike Crotts (now candidate against incumbent State Senator John Douglas), who, despite claiming that HE was the one who dreamed-up the anti-gay marriage amendment and carried the legislation forward, he still got his ass handed to him in the 2004 primary by both Dylan Glenn and Lynn Westmoreland, will now have a soapbox from which to spew-out his enraged rhetoric that HE is the most anti-gay person in the district and that John Douglas wears control-top pantyhose under his suits...
Bill Stephens will claim that HE was the guy who REALLY proposed the amendment and HE is the most anti-gay guy in the whole entire state, and that he carries a baseball bat in his leased vehicle (wonder if his monthly payments for a vehicle have been rigged like Ralph Reed's...DAC, Jr. had better go check his disclosures for that type of rigging too) in case a gay looks at him "funny"...
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