Pat Robertson; God says American coastline will be lashed by storms

Pat Robertson was praying to God today, and he said "If I heard God right, America's coastlines will be lashed by storms". He also said the Pacific Northwest might possibly be affected by a tsunami. Why didn't he come to me, I could have told him about the coast being lashed by storms.

http://www.wftv.com/news/9235304/detail.html#

give fireshits to someone who ate the bean burritos with the volcanic taco sauce.

make water extra wet!

make fireworks happen in July!

Cause leaves to fall duting the Autumn because of anger towards the gays/abortionists/liberals!

as he puts the workers in danger. This guy is a total nutcase.

guess pat doesn't have an exclusive with his deity.

Pat's too stupid to understand them without divine intervention.

Do we have a conflict here?

Well, god told ME the sun would come up tomorrow...IN THE MORNING!

....and killed Rehnquist!!!

He just fell asleep to the Weather Channel.

Why does God talk to Pat "Phatwa" Robberson and not to me?

Answer: I don't know.

the American people will be lashed by the tongue and vapid predictions of an irrelevant old Fundie fart.

And that Seattle will go several weeks without sunshine this winter?

:wtf:

"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you are insane."

where will Pat Robertson be relocating his base of operations? Virginia Beach is on the coast.

Yo Pat, be careful what you wish for. You may get it.

...that Halle Berry is hot.

It wasn't "America's coastlines" that will be lashed by storms -- it was "America's kooks and liars" that will be lashed by storms.

If I were you, I wouldn't stand next to any trees.

... that the tag always goes in the back.

--p!

Quit your troublemakin'!

"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

after The National Weather Service predicted 3 major storms to hit the U.S. coast this hurricane season? I don't think he was praying, I think he was on the phone. :rofl:

God speaks to me all the time about all that kinda stuff.

If you need to know something, just PM me and I'll let you know what god told me about anything.

Because, you know, living in the Pacific Northwest and the persistent possibility of earthquake, tsunami and volcanic eruption, we've learned to plan our lives accordingly and make preparations for massive disruptions of social services by being self-sufficient for food and water for at least 72 hours. If you could get God to, you know, be a little clearer, that would sure help. Otherwise, I'd have to conclude that you're just fear-mongering, trying to panic the gullible folks who listen to you and take you seriously.

For the rest of us, it's damn inconvenient to have to spend so much time calming the irrational fears of the credulous. So could you either get a little clearer with God or kindly have a great big heaping helping of shut the fuck up?

;)

influence with God.

:shrug:

(without loss of life, of course.) :evilgrin:

Would make this Agnostic/Atheist re-examine her (un)beliefs.

I heard all that stuff on The Discovery Channel long ago.

predicted just a couple of days ago.

:shrug: :popcorn:

If the Pearly Gates are so cool, why not get there soon?

He is an EVIL TURD of the ROC dropped in our midsts. Worse, he SPREADS EVIL.

Series. DaVinci Code for the tsunamis, gays for the hurricanes. Reality is Robertson's hot air is a major source of global warming.

The director of the National Weather Service ordered that all of his forecasters submit themselves for baptism into Pat's church, saying "Hey, we may have satellites, radar, computer models, and well more than a century of records, but we can't take any chances. If he's got a more direct source of info, we have to look at it.

On that note, hallelujah, bring an umbrella today.




:)

Let's hope so...

It's called a WEATHER FORECAST You Lying Sack of Sh*t!

I guess God's into Computers, because he told the computers that 3 months ago too! <http://tsr.mssl.ucl.ac.uk/docs/TSRATLForecastJan2006.pdf> January Forecast Update for Atlantic Hurricane Activity in 2006

And as far as the Tsunami goes, looks like he's playing the odds.

Hey Pat! Ya got enough vague qualifiers in that prediction?!? "There (1)well may be (2)something (3)as bad as a tsunami (4)in the Pacific Northwest," he said.