dubya and Laura on the rocks???

Randi Rhodes reported recently that stepford wife (aka, First Robot) Laura-tard was holed up at the Mayflower Hotel after learning of an affair between dumbya and Secretary of State Kindasleezy. Now the tabloids have picked up on the story and are running with it, citing inside sources. At first I disregarded the rumors as so much salacious scandal. But now I am convinced there is trouble. Laura-tard is finally tiring of her dumbya. Who wouldn't really?

I hope they have a major public split so huge and ugly it disgraces both of them for eternity.

for many years, and you can't convince me that all those nights Bush was drunk by his own admission he stayed faithful to Laura.

I've been saying for years, since before Bush became president, that Laura has the look of a battered wife. She's been cheated on and abused (physically or not) for her whole marriage. She has held it together only by plastering that smile on her face and putting her emotions behind a locked door. There's a reason she is so rarely seen--Rove is terrified she'll crack one day and tell the world what Bush really is.

I can't think of why she would start finding herself now. Not unless she finally has a boyfriend of her own. More likely they've never lived together, and the rumor has just now begun to circulate.

...to his tanking polls, the threat of Rove being indicted, Libby about to spill some admin beans to save his butt, not to mention the unraveling situations in Iraq and Afghanistan. On top of that, his buddy Blair's days look like they are numbered.

Apparently Laura-tard has finally had it with the Kindasleezy "affair". And Barbara Bush is now putting her two cents in, and her meddling in the marriage has deepened the riff. Staffers in the West Wing are trying to keep a tight lid on this one because there is talk of divorce being bandied about, and the marriage is really in danger of unraveling before our eyes. Isn't that great? :popcorn: I hope it falls apart quick, cause quite frankly it would be the most interesting development to come out of the White House since Rove sleazed his way in when the election was stolen in 2000.

This story has legs. Its going places. They're both cracking up before our eyes. Who could ask for anything more?

...in her morning oatmeal, and she'll be fine, in a day or two.

Please post warnings in your subject lines in the future before posting pictures of ghouls. That zombie is enough to give anyone nightmares.

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Con-di-Liar wasn't the one pickles caught him with. My bet is that Condi being the nice "helper" that she is -- is providing a cover story.

Pickles probably found out that Gannon wasn't really a reporter -- and his frequent visits to the white house weren't to check how to spell bush's name.

There are stories circulating now that Bush is bisexual. Maybe Gannon was in the West Wing servicing dumbya and got caught red handed. Truth is stranger than fiction, and perhaps Laura-tard discovered the painful truth that a man had taken her place. Something BIG happened between them, that seems certain, and I just hope it leads to a messy and very public divorce. It would be a pleasure to watch and give new meaning to the definition of a "nooklear" family :nuke:

gag barf Condiment Rice had a....retch affair)

Laura should be glad. In fact, she should give him to CondaLiar. They are such a perfect match....


If it was me, I'd pack HIS bags.

would she have to move out of the White House? Wouldn't you think the place would be big enough you could wander around for days without running into each other if you really tried?

Seems like idle gossip to me.

...and they could very will run into each other while wandering the hallowed halls in their pj's (something to consider). Things are so strained between them, that they very well could start fighting and things could spiral out of control from there, potentially involving the United States Secret Service, if Laura-tard temporarily awakened from her coma to split dubya's head open with a bottle of Drambuie. That might provoke dubya to make a late night phone call to offices of Jeffrey Fieger, and the divorce would pick up steam from there. Oh to be a fly on the wall in the West Wing.

...and threw his dud's off the White House balcony? How cool would that be???

...at the Mayflower Hotel, bemoaning the fact that her husband has that guy gannon's weenie up his ass. A Brokeback Mountain meets the White House sort of scenario seems to be unfolding in the "seat" of power, if you get my drift.

...her attorney's number on speed dial.

The Repubs' obsession with the private lives of the Clintons was wrong; it would be hypocritical to pry into the Bushes'.

Though, in a poetic justice sort of way, it would be fun.

(Dammit, I was being sooooo good! )

:)

...some of their own medicine. Vicious hypocrites like the Bushes and their repub followers don't learn by making nice. The only way to show up these hypocrites is by laughing at them when they get shit in their faces. That's why I am really going to enjoy watching this marriage crumble.

I hate the guy.

I don't believe it's a coincidence that the Bush story broke just days after the New York Times ran a front-page report on Bill and Hillary's marriage that seemed like it was hijacked from a tabloid. It calculates the amount of time they've spent together, and brags of talking to fifty sources without quoting a single one. I think the Bush camp saw the tabloid story coming and needed a weapon of mass distraction. Then a few days later, this story comes along!

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rocknation

...right now to keep this "resident" in chief from impeachment. Thanks for the link. I was looking for that.

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