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Bluesplayer Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:49 AM
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George and Bar
I'm so mad at George HW Bush and his lovely wife Barbara. Almost 61 years ago, he got a little lumpy in the pants area, and good old Bar was happy to oblige him with her wifely chore. And look what happened as a result. Our national idiot.

Can you imagine how much better off the world would be, how many more people would still be alive, if George HW had just had the common decency to pull out, and spill that evil seed on the high thread-count sheets, where it could have been safely laundered away?

If that seems too wasteful, there were other ways in which he could have completed his part of that danz macabre within the warm confines of his lovely wife. For the sake of decency, I'll forego the actual decriptions; you'll have to provide your own imagery.

I'm fairly certain that she was already wearing a pearl necklace when she got into bed that night, so at least one remaining option would have been rendered redundant.

Oh, what might have been.....

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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:56 AM
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1. on THAT note, I am off to bed--probably to have nightmares about the
visuals you have given us . . . .
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Bluesplayer Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:27 AM
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6. I hope they weren't too scary
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:57 AM
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2. If it hadn't been GW, they'd have found some other stooge
GW is a mask, nothing more. He didn't cook up the scheme to take over the world.

That was a Cheney, Rumsfeld production.

But I have no doubt that GHW and Barbara were fully behind the plan.

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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:35 AM
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3. Caption: nice going son, you hit that TRIFECTA
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 02:26 AM
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8. That was the most evil picture I have seen that broke my matrix.
Edited on Sat Aug-12-06 02:29 AM by IChing
I remember when I first saw it and I thought:

what the fuck are they smiling about?,
look around them
and look at every single person around them
and their sober faces,
911 just happen

and then I thought:

OH FUCK, THEY KNEW?,
THEY KNEW!!!!
OH NO, THAT CAN NOT BE TRUE
THEY KNEW ?......

SHIT THEY KNEW........MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
THEY knew.....crap....they knew

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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 02:04 PM
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9. You are a wise man, IChing.
Indeed.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 07:51 AM
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4. I thought S**thead was just turning 60 this year.
Glad to hear he's one year closer to doddering Cheneyism than I thought.

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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:17 AM
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5. he did just turn 60--don't forget the 9 month gestational period!!
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Cell Whitman Donating Member (872 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 01:50 AM
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7. Here's a RARE picture of George and Bar greeting Mrs Sun Myung Moon
Edited on Sat Aug-12-06 01:52 AM by Cell Whitman
backstage at the Tokyodome in 1995 on one of Bush's shilling trips for Moon. Moon wasn't there, he isn't allowed into Japan because he is a convicted felon here. Moon's organization sold tickets to see their favorite shill...over 100 bucks a pop. So yes, at 50,000 tickets, Moon made money off his favorite shill.



more on how Moon made the money to pay his shill and fund the right's takeover of our government can be found here for anyone who gives damn:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/8/9/13513/46197
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