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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 05:51 PM
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Poll question: Things we should pre-emptively give up for "War On Terror" plane travel
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 06:17 PM by zulchzulu
Perhaps we need to just give in FULLY to the terrorists... :grr: since we can no longer bring toothpaste, lip stick, hand lotion and other items on board since we have been told that terrorists have recently figured out how to make explosives :crazy:, maybe we should make our Prezteldent happy by giving up even more when boarding the plane... :scared:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 06:00 PM
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1. Yikes...I think you meant "below the waist"
or maybe not. :D
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 06:18 PM
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4. The waste below the waist...
I changed it... thanks!
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 06:00 PM
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2. condoms . . . definitely condoms . . .
after all, you could sneak up behind the flight attendant and slip it over her head, thus immobilizing her indefinitely . . . then you sneak into the cockpit and . . . well, you get the idea . . .
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 06:18 PM
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5. Wow...what a great movie idea!
Condoms Of Terror!
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JAYJDF Donating Member (322 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 06:01 PM
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3. I vote for no flying. bring the industry to it's knees. that'll put
pressure on corp. America which we know puts pressure on the administration.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 05:05 AM
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10. That's my plan
Hit them where it hurts and they'll get the powers that be to stop this asinine BS.
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 06:21 PM
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6. What if I could make a weapon from my visa and various forms of ID?
Ha! Foil that plot!

Bwahahahaha!
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-15-06 07:24 AM
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7. Visas and forms of ID could be sharpened on edges...hence they must be...
BANNED!!!!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-15-06 08:36 AM
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8. There is no "War on Terror"
Edited on Tue Aug-15-06 08:37 AM by derby378
We need to demand that airport security be returned to the way it was before Nero seized office.

Then we can work on improvements to airline security from a view towards real security instead of keeping everyone afraid all the time.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 10:03 PM
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9. We should leave notes written in Arabic while claustrophobic home...
:sarcasm:
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Bretttido Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 09:42 AM
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11. No Belts, you could whip airline crew with them
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 07:11 PM
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13. Imagine what you can do with a belt buckle...
Danger!!!!
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 11:36 AM
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12. I'm all for plugged-up orifices
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