M*A*S*H Producer Larry Gelbart's List of What to Remember on Election Day

Larry Gelbart, of M*A*S*H fame, has come up with quite a list of things everyone should remember on Election Day.

Can you think of others? Take a look at his:

Iraq
Iraq
Iraq
Abu Ghraib
Guantanamo
Unwarranted Phone Taps
Unprecedented Powers
Unmatched Incompetence
Unparalleled Corruption
Governor Bob Taft
Representative Tom Delay
Representative Roy Blunt
Representative Ken Calvert
Representative John Dolittle
Representative Tom Feeney
Representative Katherine Harris
Representative Jerry Lewis
Representative Gary Miller
Representative Marilyn Musgrave
Representative Richard Pombo
Representative Rick Renzi
Representative John Sweeney
Representative Charles Taylor
Representative Curt Weldon
Representative J.D. Hayworth
Representative Don Sherwood
Representative Bob Ney
Representative Duke Cunningham
Representative Tom Reynolds
Representative Chris Cannon
Jeff Gannon
Representative Mark Foley
Representative Dennis Hastert
Senator George Allen
Senator Bill Frist
Senator Conrad Burns
Senator Rick Santorum
David Safavian
The Vice Presidential Energy Task Force
Three bucks a gallon
Record oil company profits
Anwar Pipeline
Anbar Province
Adelphia
Merck
Halliburton
Arthur Anderson
Qwest
Tyco
WorldCom
Global Crossing
Global Warming
Global Boiling
Exxon
Enron
Abramoff
Adam Kidan
Timothy Flanigan
Ralph Reed
Rita
Katrina
Fema
Terri
Condi
Harriet Miers
The Supreme Court
Diebold
John Bolton
Florida, 2000
Ohio, 2004
North Korea
Iran
Darfur
Stem Cell Research
Scooter Libby
Valerie Plame
Golden Parachutes
Shrunken Pensions
Bernie Kerik
Eminent Domain
Social Security
Habeas Corpus
Ahmad Chalabi
The Baghdad Museum
Tora Bora
Taliban Resurgence
Iraqi Insurgents
General Eric Shinseki
General Anthony Zinni
Mission Accomplished
Illegal Immigration
Intelligent Design
Kenneth Tomlinson
Claude Allen
Swift Boat Hit Squads
Ari Fleischer
Scott McClellan
Tony Snow
Ann Coulter
Expiration of Assault Weapons Ban
John Ashcroft
Alberto Gonzales
George Tenet
Paul Bremer
Paul Wolfowitz
Richard Perle
Kissinger Redux
Duck Cheney
Donald Henry Rumsfeld
Turd Blossom
And finally, the Uniter-Decider-Reader of Camus, Shakespeare and "My Pet Goat," who describes the party that successfully prosecuted two world wars as people who cut and run.

K&R



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to this one, whose title is "Things bush and the GOP have hurt or ruined." And it's a long one. I may do a column on it, and I'll be taking suggestions.

Colin L. Powell and son
Elliott Abrams
John Negrponte
Douglas Feith
Michael Chertoff
Homeland Security
Stephen Cambone
Lynne Cheney

Doncha think?...lol

global gag rule, the battle over EC, a veterinarian in charge of women's health issues. abrogation of kyoto, abrogation of abm, nuclear proliferation, non-ratification of CEDAW.

the Naval aviator who ditched to save his own ass and let his crewmen drown.



NSA and the telcos working hand-in-hand.


Never had an exit strategy.

The CV was named by the Secretary of the Navy, I refer to it as the "USS Pandering To The Boss".

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How terribly embarassing to make an issue of the FACT that a male prostitute visited George AWOL Bush's White House over 100 times*

The corporate media has been O so discrete in not mentioning this because it would "upset" the public to know that a male prostitute visited Bush's White House so often. Can't we also be discrete, and not mention this, and not KICK this thread?

* Apparently some overnight visits, too, according to the official Secret Service records.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Gannon

I hadn't even thought in that direction!!

Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Rep. Patrick McHenry

Thousands and Thousands of people whose lives were completely ruined due to the neglegence and incompetence of the AWOL cowboy.

Cheers
Drifter

The first mention of the word "Orleans" occurs in the subjectof my post.
I'm not talking about the hurricane, I'm talking about the city that was lost.

Cheers
Drifter

But yes, you're right, he didn't reference it as "Orleans." I did get his reference, though, through "Katrina" and "Fema."

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he has been reading the same information we have.

.......you are correct!

Very dark, indeed.

.......the PRINCE of Darkness.

......impressed with the list....lol

But if he put it in Excel he could've sorted it automatically. Heck, I could do that myself...just copy, paste, sort...ta da!

I think it's Larry to sit down and decide who's side he's really on. Democrats actually want to win this time around. Any talk of banning legally-owned firearms only makes that objective harder to achieve.