Bush is stumbling badly in his speech (the one that preempted Clark's..

speech). He's on CNN right now. I have never seen such an inept orator.

He is slurring, pausing, stuttering...

Can't wait to see Kerry or Edwards debate him in the General Election run-up!

Huh?

Bush! Great, it's not bad enough he has ruined the economy, but let's start another arms race while we are at it!!!

Dammit, get me Kucinich....

know a little more about UNCONVENTIONAL warfare. Still stuck in his daddy's Cold War, though.

pronounce the word NUCLEAR.

I watched, just now, for about a minute-and-a-half, and he must have said nu-kyoo-ler about 25 times. JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I look at him for more than ten seconds and this chant starts in my mind GET-HIM-OUT!!! GET-HIM-OUT!!!

The loooongest breaks between applause. Then...an outburst for no apparent reason, like when they clapped to hide his mangling of the word Proliferation.

Oh, god. Can you imagine...what would normally be a thrill, being invited to see the president speak, this man has made into a mockery. A traveling comedy show, except it wasn't really all that funny the first time, and the act never gets updated.

:nuke: A group of terroists smuggled box cutters on board planes to kill thousands and now, here we are......countries all have WMD and we are all about to die.

Yup, be afraid! Depend on Jesus to save your soul and the monkey to save your life!

:hi: Welcome to DU

Why have I not seen an audience? Is there one present and I just missed it?

I can't believe how bad he sounds.

Send this fucking idiot back to the third grade.

speeches. Jeezus!

I don't have the stomach for him, today.

Served best with a side of Jon Stewart. He really shines when given the opportunity to be fodder for The Daily Show Cannon.

:evilgrin:

my stomach is already doing backflips. But hey, maybe I'll un-mute him for the entertainment.

maybe he will stay in. This guy is scary.

Is bush giving it today because he thinks wes is out?

:puke:

edit: this was supposed to go under the baby monkey post.

at Wes Jr. and saying, "Look at his ignorance. Just look at it."

Rove and company will be high-fiveing shortly, when Clark makes it official he's dropping out.

He looked like a baby monkey wondering what he had done wrong. LOL!

If the country believes this we are doomed.
A first grader could read better than this idiot.

Didn't his mother work on a program to teach children to read? Why didn't she spend time with her little Georgie? HE CAN NOT READ or SPEAK above a 1st grade level.

Yep, we fit into all those categories!

doesn't that describe the bush* family ?

Blah, blah, blah, er weapons.

Blah, blah, blah, um terror.

Blah, blah, blah, der danger.

BOR-ING!

the high pitched boop boop beeps that Shrubs ear piece is causing.Could there be a dem operative there in the sound studio trying to screw him up(as if it's actually needed)

...but it almost sounded like he said "nuclear" correctly a second ago.

"Eee aye eee aye oh!"

no joke. I dont have cable but saw him on MTP and his face was all red. Like an alcoholic red. After seeing this, how can Clark drop out? JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH WES, WE NEED YOU ! LOOK AT THAT MESS!

he's REALLY bad today.
he is getting out IAEA though, verrry slowly.

It goes up two octaves. :wtf:

Aye eh ee eh ee aye ee aye oh!

now "gubmints" too

I-A-E-A, however, rolls off his tongue. Bet he could sing "Old McDonald" with the best of them

that they too can be president one day.

If this underachieving, stumbling, drunkard can be president...

God he has lowered the threshold.

He truly is a fucking idiot.

He smirks at someone, and then the idiot winks after talking about nuclear weapons!

He reminds of a kid passing gas in the corner of the classroom, and only his best friend knows.

I must have been pre-occupied with terrorishts.

n/t

LOL!!! :toast:

squatter is, also, the supreme Xample of the schoolyard bully who got his wannabes 2 do his dirty work. He then looks @ the teacher 'n says, 'I didn't do anything!' (smirk)

This is probably Bush's biggest Democratic audience since he stole the Whitehouse.

His strategy to preempt Clark only resulted in EVERY true Democrat watching his speech and pledging to redouble efforts to boot his ass out of the White House in November.

I hope they keep throwing Jr. up on the stump, 'cause he's gonna crack even more.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

"And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004

"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well." —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mos., Jan. 5, 2004

That's what bothers me the most about his speeches. Everything comes in three's with the exact same intonation. It drives me up the friggin wall.