GOP announces the elephant is dead

in keeping with Bush policies and in order to not embarrass the president, the GOP has now adopted the ostrich as its symbol. If it's good enough for our President to hide from things he'd rather not acknowledge, it's good enough for us.

Surveys among GOP loyalists show strong support for the new symbol. They admire the quick adoption by the GOP Senators who refused to discuss the Iraq surge even though Iraq is the single most important issue to their constituents.

A few loyalists requested that a diaper be placed on the ostrich's behind so they didn't have to inadvertently see any private parts.

Others did not recognize the animal based on the 'head in the sand' sketch. They asked if the beheading was intended to demonstrate strength to al quaida.

Good one ;-)

I was hoping to roust a few laughs on DU

its perfect