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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 12:47 PM Original message |
I received this email "joke" from my Republican friend. I wrote a better joke and sent it back. |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. That's funny..... K&R |
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SharonRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
2. Yours is way better |
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ck4829 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. "I’ll put on my war face! That’ll show him! Grrrrr!" |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 12:53 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. but don't forget to stuff your drawers with a sock! |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
4. The Democrat would shoot the leg or the hand. |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 02:37 PM Response to Reply #4 |
18. If I knew how to shoot a gun, I'd go for the leg or hand |
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purduejake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 09:17 PM Response to Reply #18 |
33. I'd run... |
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kirby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
5. Much funnier! n/t |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
7. Actually, I think the Republican's response would be a little different. |
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Clark2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 09:31 PM Response to Reply #7 |
35. Oh, no, Joby - the Republican would NEVER kill the rich person |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 11:48 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Sure he would. Republicans will kill anyone they can rob. nt |
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JRob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 11:09 PM Response to Reply #7 |
38. thats perfect... thank the republcan... |
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PresidentObama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
8. Why do Republicans think they're funny? |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 01:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Wrong |
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Dinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 02:15 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Correct. Understanding Humor Is A Higher Order Thinking Skill, Is It Not? (nt) |
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central scrutinizer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 05:19 PM Response to Reply #10 |
29. Calling 9/11 like "hitting the trifecta" elicited gales of laughter |
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The Wizard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 08:40 AM Response to Reply #10 |
48. dry Republican Humor doesn't sell |
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central scrutinizer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
9. Maybe change the Islamic terrorist to a Xtian Fundy clinic bomber |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
11. Bookmarked |
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GaYellowDawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
12. LOL... another test |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 03:08 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. haha this was great. I sent it to him |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
13. I would had sent it to the same one's your so called friend sent it to also |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 03:11 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. he used bcc, unfortunately. n/t |
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lebkuchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
14. From personal experience I've found the RWers dish it out but can't take it |
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Dinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
15. Wow, I Am Impressed! |
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quiet.american (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
17. You hit a home run. lol. n/t |
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Sweet Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
19. Here's another response from a DU'er |
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Babel_17 (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
22. Republican's Answer: |
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Babel_17 (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
23. One more |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 03:35 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. LMAO. Thanks!!! n/t |
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Afje (166 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
25. I know those "jokes" |
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DemGa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
26. Poor little brainwashed Bushie |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
27. oops... some of my narrative text didn't work here because it had brackets |
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DemGa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 04:46 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Republican's response: |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
30. That's great! You forgot, "9/11 Changed Everything!!" |
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Miss Chybil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
31. Just out of curiousity... Do Islamic Fundamentalist Terrorists use obscenities? |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 01:00 PM Response to Reply #31 |
59. good point :) n/t |
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babylonsister (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
32. Ah! But did you get any responses? nt |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 09:28 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. no, in fact... |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
36. Awesome! |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
37. Most excellent! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-06-07 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
39. Here's mine: |
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Beartracks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
41. "Grrrrr! Mission accomplished!" n/t |
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Beartracks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
42. Actually, Republican answer might be... |
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Theduckno2 (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
43. The Republican, standing in relative safety behind his wife and kids... |
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file83 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 06:12 AM Response to Reply #43 |
46. And then calls his wife and kids "unpatriotic" if they don't fight to protect him. |
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Shredr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
44. I got the same email from a Republican "friend" and ignored it... |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 12:57 PM Response to Reply #44 |
58. no, i don't mind |
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Norrin Radd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 04:17 AM Response to Original message |
45. The Republic's bullet would just travel through empty space |
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NastyDiaper (806 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 08:05 AM Response to Original message |
47. Police Answer: |
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Time for change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
49. Great answer! |
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Justpat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
50. Perfect response. |
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Singular73 (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
51. I would have written: Republican: BANG (Shoots someone else) |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
52. The Democrat thinks; "Protect the kids!". The Republican thinks: "Outrun the kids!". |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
53. here is how I replied, a couple of hears ago |
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gulliver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
54. Another take |
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OwnedByFerrets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
55. If you make fun of a person of a different race...... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. True, but... |
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adamuu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-07-07 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
57. last night, my friend replied to me |
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