Folk Beliefs of the Far Right: - Democratic Underground

Jackpine Radical

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Thu Apr-12-07 01:43 PM
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Folk Beliefs of the Far Right:

Belief in fairies is quite widespread. Take Alberto Gonzales for example. He doesn't know that his Blackberry is a wireless device.

He thought the Text Fairy brought messages every night while he slept.

He always left his Blackberry out on his dresser with a little glass of milk. The cat would get the milk, & he would assume the fairy had drunk it while putting his messages in the Blackberry for him.

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damntexdem

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Thu Apr-12-07 01:49 PM
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1. I thought it was the cat who put the messages into the Blackberry.

You mean I wasn't supposed to leave the milk for the cat? -Gonzo

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kestrel91316

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Thu Apr-12-07 02:07 PM
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2. DON'T give your cat milk. Milk is very bad for cats because

Edited on Thu Apr-12-07 02:07 PM by kestrel91316

blah blah blah blah........(kestrel in her alternate persona as The Cat Nazi)

I'll shut up and eat my meatball sub now.

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Jackpine Radical

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Thu Apr-12-07 02:18 PM
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3. Milk is very bad for cats because

it pisses off the fairies when the cats get there first.

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kestrel91316

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Thu Apr-12-07 03:49 PM
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4. Yeah. That.

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