I posted a positive thread about our candidates now it is time for a negative one about the GOP

Just imagine being a GOP voter this year. Here are your choices.

Mitt "Multiple choice" Romney Mitt has one conviction, he should be President. He was for abortion before he was against it. He was for gay rights before he was against them. He was for universl health care before he was against it. He thought Osama Bin Laden wasn't worth being hunted down before he thought Osama was worth hunting down. Would you trust this guy?

Rudy "I've been married three times and am a louse" Guiliani. Rudy is pro choice, Rudy favors funding abortion. Rudy lived with a gay couple when his wife through him out Gracie Mansion. Rudy is good at scaring us though. For him it is all terror all the time. He can't talk about values, he has none. He can't talk about his military record, he has none. He can't talk about his foreign policy experience, he has none. He can't talk about managing an economy, he hasn't. It is all terror all the time.

John "Crooked talk express" McCain John was against overturning Roe before he was for it. He was against Ethanol before he was for it. He was against Bush's tax cuts before was for them. He is outright delusional about Iraq, which he was for, then against, then for. Now it is all terror all the time for him too. Oh and don't forget he was against Falwell before he was for him.

Tommy "I need to pee so bad I hate" Thompson Oh what can we say about him. It was OK to fire gays because he had to pee real bad. Or because his hearing aid didn't work. Or who knows what. His performance at the debate was laughable, nothing short of laughable. He had to pee what more can I say.

Sam "I don't believe in evolution" Brownback Oh man. I will say this, he is fairly well spoken. But his ideas are loony and he has no chance.

Mike "I also don't believe in evolution" Huckabee Another one with no chance in Hell.

Jim "I hate Mexicans and I don't believe in evolution" Tancredo Oh my another flat out nut.

Jim "I was gov of Virginia" Gilmore Oh he is pro choice yeah that will make the base happy.

Duncan "I am a hateful nut" Hunter Duncan hates Bill Clinton and that is all he really can say.

Ron "Get us the Hell out of Iraq" Paul. Right on Iraq, far right on everything else. No Social Security, no college loans. No government at all if he has his way.

We have prime rib to choose from, they have chopped liver.

... as I've seen anywhere. Well said!

but I have to add this... They all look like Presidents.
TV carries the day. with a lot of ordinary voters.

Negativelyspeaking, they will be ruthless and relentless
campaigners. Truth will be the first casualty of the
campaign.