New poll shows Wetzelbill/Kurovski ahead by 100%, sorta

A new poll conducted in our house this evening shows that I'm totally behind them, and the wife says "maybe", even though it's probably because she hasn't picked a candidate yet. Number of registered voters in the household backing other candidates: ZERO.

Stay tuned.

Haven't checked with the wife yet.

Just the other day Wetzelbill told me, "I'm your girl." Although I have no idea what he meant by that, it filled me with confidence all the same.

I don't even know what that means, yet the confidence doesn't waver at all.

... I don't have enough info on the W/K platform as yet, to whit:

Will a W/K win mean a little pot in every chicken? Will marijuana be legalized?

Will the Terror Alert Color Code be revised to include more interesting colors?

Will marijuana be legalized?

Will the War on Terror lead to the indictment of the staff of Punk'd?

Will marijuana be legalized?

Will a crackdown on crime mean immediate arrest of people whose photos appear at the local post office the minute they they sit down to pose for their pictures?

Will marijuana be legalized?

Will the prisoners currently held at Gitmo be replaced with real criminals (i.e. current administration members)?

Will Tony Snow be replaced as WH spokesperson with someone more credible - like Baghdad Bob?

Will W and K entertain international leaders at a more luxurious and fitting locale than the Hellhole Ranch in Crawford - e.g. The International House of Pancakes?







Oh, and .. will marijuana be legalized?

What was your question again?

By the way, do we have any Cherry Garcia in the house?








Mmmm, how late is the convenience store open?







Are you goin', or do I have to go?

:crazy:

... could you throw the Cherry Garcia in a cab, and send it home C.O.D.?
The address is in your wallet.


Thanks ...

I voted for Kerry, and look how well that turned out!

Isn't it obvious that buying ice cream is a lot easier than having your vote counted?

You're obviously one of those Libruls who just wants everything, including the impossible ...

Anything is easier than having my vote counted.

WTF kind of country have you people been living in?

Wetzelbill World will take care of all your healthcare needs.

please find the revisions herewith...


Puce: Fabulousness afoot!

Vermilion: A good chance you'll get laid TONIGHT!

Aubergine: Stay home and watch something good on teevee.

Ivory-Taupe: Total Bore.

Chartreuse: Donate to the Wetzelbill-Kurovski campaign, post-haste, si vous plais.

Dusky Rose: Get that colonoscopy tomorrow, or maybe next week.

Persimmon: Empty the garbage before someone REALLY gets pissed off...I mean it.

"Will Tony Snow be replaced as WH spokesperson with someone more credible - like Baghdad Bob?"

Perhaps it is your fine and commendable study, research and practicum regarding the kingdom of herbs that blanket our earth like a cozy electric blanket from God that has sidetracked you regarding this issue, BUT...

You, along with Laurab are indeed our spokespersons. Or, When you can manage it. Y'know how it is.

However, the adversarial questioning works out well. I will just consider you a plant along the lines of three-quarters of the White House Press Corpse.

No, Nance. Not that kind of "plant".

That is not to say that the plants in the White House press room shouldn't have their careers smoked.

:smoke: :thumbsup: :popcorn:

Do you give a shit about Barry Bonds?

Please note: Whichever way you answer, some people on DU will consider both you and Keith to be incurable racists.

as a hedge against inflation. Just a rumor, mind you...

In his uniform. That is to say, in his uniform at the COMMENCEMENT of his spanking.

Thank you for your thoughtful question. Wetz-Kuro do not shy from controversy. Which you will come to understand as meaning: when we don't have headaches and aren't too generally irritated.

As a non-self-serving aside, I say that we love and respect all members of the KO forum. The estrogen brigade are on par with any two freedom-fighting groups in history you could name. Particularly the hornier ones, like, say, the SDS.

However, I can flip-flip my way around any issue. I call it truthigulation.

When is my check coming? I was promised some slush fund campaign money.

What's the deal?

You are an asset, even putting aside your charming handsomeness and gleaming wit.

We are blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself to have you committing crimes, erp, um, ahh...commiting YOURSELF to the great cause of Wetzo-Kuro's drive to renew our beleaguered nation.

Your diligence to the cause has been duly noted, and we again thank you for the splendid and brilliant man that your parents raised into a veritable icon of worship-able humanity.

So beyond that of the average person are you and your god-like ways, that I sometimes wonder if there isn't an especially high-up and lucrative position awaiting you once Wetzo-Kuro seize the blazing reigns of Democracy, hitched as they are to that cash cow whose golden milk flows in a never-ending river of unimaginable wealth, and which waits in its golden phosphorescence for those great ones in possession of the requisite patience to one day dip his ladle into the mighty currents of dirty, filthy richness.

Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.

I need for youse to start ladling out the phosphor-whosit, pronto.

Or else I go down to the Home Depot, shopping for some masonry mix.

Capiche?

I believe a call to our New Jersey Chairman is in order.

Await a message from him.

Jump in, get all the Democracy you can.

is there a debate in the W/K future?

She doesn't even want her name mentioned in the same sentence with us. She enters Johns Hopkins to have her brain pan scraped clean when she just happens to think of us by accident.

However, FOX has informed us that we can debate Ann Coulter and Britney Spears on a segment of Your World With Neil Cavuto. Wetzelbill is negotiating for a mud-wrestling match.

And that's just as good, isn't it?

plus, I have a gay running mate. Top that one!!!

No problem.

you know, they have a ubiquitous agenda that controls all politics. I know this because gay people have so many rights that the rest of us don't have.

Hey, I see here in GDP where that front-running stud Barack had his own magazine printed up.

Maybe we should do that? We could call it "Blueboys".