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yesterday!
>> > Clocks in Heaven
>> > A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
>> > Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
> are
>> > all those clocks?
>> >
>> > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
>> > Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
>> >
>> > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>> >
>> > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
>> > she
>> > never told a lie."
>> >
>> > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
>> >
>> > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
> moved
>> > twice, telling us that
>> > Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
>> >
>> > "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man
>> >
>> > "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
>> >
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