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As a frequent listener of right-wing radio, I can perhaps provide a service in this thread as playing the part of the THEY:
Your questions ...
Do you ever think about the fact that if you believe abortion is murder, you’re free to not have one? Of course, the people who don’t share your belief have never supported legislation that would force anyone to have an abortion. Do you ever wonder why you have a right to insist on legislation that denies their rights, and ignores their beliefs??
Abortion is indeed murder. Do liberals therefore want to remove murder laws because people are free not to commit it?
Do you realize that if you believe that homosexual activity is a sin, you don’t have to engage in it? If you live in fear that homosexuals are intent on trying to turn you into one of them, do you really think you’re so irresistibly attractive it’s worth their effort?
We don't care if people want to have homosexual sex and go to hell. We just don't want our laws changed to endorse such behavior that breaks down our families and leads to an immoral and unstable society. Should we also define marriage as between people and animals too?
Do you believe that Jesus died for your sins? You might keep that in mind the next time you start acting like he died and left you boss.
He sure did die for my sins, and the least I can do as gratitude is help create a world that He would approve of. If He's willing to die for the sins of the world, I should certainly try to prevent more sinning.
Do you believe that you have a personal relationship with God? Then why do you insist on making a public display of it? I take it you have a personal relationship with your spouse, too – do you also talk about the details of that personal relationship in public?
The Lord commands us to spread our faith. How can I not when I know that all unbelievers will burn in Hell? I'm trying to help them for God's sake!
Imagine a Christian president who, after two years in office, decides to convert to Islam. Now do you think separation of church and state is a bad idea? Still think your tax dollars should be doled out to the president’s choice of religious groups in the form of faith-based initiatives?
First of all, "separation of church and state" is a lie created by god-hating Liberals. This was always intended to be a Christian nation. And therefore, this business about a President converting to Islam would be against the wishes of the founding fathers and such an unamerican heathen would be removed.
If you think working mothers are lousy parents, why don’t you support politicians who want to raise the minimum wage? If more fathers could earn a decent paycheck, more mothers could stay home with their kids.
As John Stossel and others have pointed out - if you would only pay attention - is that raising the minimum wage causes employers to cut jobs in order to save money. What's better then - two employed people making 6 dollars and hour, or one employed person making 8 dollars an hour?
Do you honestly believe that if God were to choose one man on earth to speak to directly, he actually would have picked George W. Bush?
God just doesn't speak to Bush, He speaks to all of us. Bush just happens to be one of the few that listen (like me).
Do you believe that Christ’s teachings are consistent with torture and the wholesale slaughter of innocent people? If so, then I have to agree with you – George W. Bush is a good Christian.
I'm glad you agree that Bush is a good Christian. I think so too. God killed many unbelievers in the great Exodus, some surely nice people, and regularly does so today with earthquakes in homosexual California and Katrina in debaucherous New Orleans.
Don’t you find it ironic that you still think Bill Clinton was a bad president because he lied about his personal life, but you still support a president who lied the country into war?
Bush never lied! All the weapons went to Syria. You should really stop believing everything the liberal media tells you.
Have you ever noticed that Bush and Cheney’s friends and families have made a fortune on their investments in and/or ownership of war activity-related companies, especially companies that have been awarded no-bid contracts by none other than Bush and Cheney?
Oh, here we again. I'm a liberal and I hate rich people! There's nothing wrong with people making money, or for that matter investing in patriotic corporations that keep our country safe.
Don’t you think it odd that every time the ‘insurgents’ in Iraq get more aggressive, more violent, and more visible, this administration hails it as a sign that the insurgents are running scared?
They are running scared! They're like a cornered lion! They'll be defeated in any second! Just give it time. I swear - you liberals and your desire for instant satisfaction. Spreading freedom takes time!
Don’t you think it odd that the more people who die in Iraq, both troops and civilians, the more the White House says it’s a sign that the “surge” is working?
You just said it: More people are dying - including insurgents. Hooray for the surge!
Wouldn’t you think that “Supporting the Troops” would include not cutting their pay, pensions, benefits, or extending their tours of duty without rest periods away from combat?
"Rest?" We're in a war. Hello? And don't start using the troops in your liberal class war.
Do you ever wonder why an administration that has nothing to hide keeps claiming executive privilege over an ever-growing number of things they want to keep hidden?
Yea sure, let's all be liberal and publish our state secrets on the front page of the liberal New York Times everyday! Bush is keeping you safe with that information!
Do you ever wonder why administration officials who are called to testify insist on doing so behind closed doors, without being under oath? If they intend to tell the truth, why can’t they swear to that before speaking?
Maybe they don't want to be victims of the Democrats legal "gotcha" games.
Have you noticed that the Republicans still talk about being the party of fiscal responsibility, even though they’ve run up the national debt to an unprecedented number?
Again ... war? Hello?
Obviously, these are all rhetorical questions – because the fact is you don’t wonder, you don’t notice, you don’t think about any of these things at all.
Maybe if I too smoked marijuana, I would "wonder, notice and think" as you do.
That's pretty good bullshit, eh? I swear I could have my own Clear Channel Radio show.
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