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NewHampster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 10:36 PM
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If you were Karl Rove
Can anyone here tell me one thing the scum will say about your candidate should he/she win the nomination?

THINK. You are Karl Rove. What totally unimportant, non-issue will you use against "your" candidate?

I support Hillary and I know they will hit us hard with a Hillary laugh track because just about everything else bad has already been said.
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monktonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 10:41 PM
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1. I would kill myself n/t
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BobTheSubgenius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:32 PM
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13. We can dream, can't we?
Go on Karl...lean out over the plate. Take one for the team.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 06:08 AM
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16. It would have to be hari-kiri--ritual disembowelment, beheading, and all.
Edited on Sun Oct-21-07 06:08 AM by Perry Logan
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 09:54 AM
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17. That was my first thought, too. How can he live with himself?

:shrug:
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 10:41 PM
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2. I don't think I want to do Karl's work for him.
And if I were Karl Rove, I'd kill myself.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 10:59 PM
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3. Good point.
Unfortunately, psychopaths just about never kill themselves. At least not on purpose.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:01 PM
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5. thanks J.R.
n/t
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southerncrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:00 PM
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4. I would pray I'd spontaneously combust into a pile of greasy ash!
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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:08 PM
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6. "Does Bill Clinton Really Need ANOTHER eight years?"
This slogan is pure Rove. It assumes Hillary is in thrall to her husband; it takes the spotlight off Hillary's policies; it allows Pubs to run against Bill's Blow Job, and not Hillary.

It's all misdirection, and directed at Hillary's strengths -- i.e., her experience as First Lady,her independence, and her brains.

If Hillary's campaign does not expect this, they are fooling themselves. I HOPE they expect it, and can plan to neutralize it.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:09 PM
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7. Rove attacks their strongest trait.
He would try to shred Biden's Iraq plan by holding it to standards of perfection.
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Dewlso Donating Member (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:11 PM
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8. Why not Hillary? She did great the first 8 years.

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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:11 PM
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10. Yours and Mine are About the Same
Great minds think alike! Rove is such a prick! :-)
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ginchinchili Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:11 PM
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9. If you are familiar w/Rove, you know that something already used...
...will be used again and again and again. They just add new b.s. attacks to their negative attack tape loop.
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:14 PM
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11. If was he...
I wouldn't tip my hand on DU.

:hi:
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NewHampster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:18 PM
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12. I just wanted to see if anyone other than Hill supporters
Edited on Sat Oct-20-07 11:21 PM by NewHampster
can be honest with themselves. So far a Biden supporter is. Hard not to be when Joe is so totally upfront and honest.

Are the others all so perfect that the rethugs will give this race a pass?

Nothing they'd say about BHO?
Nothing at all about JE?
Or how about BR?
Or DK?

I'm so glad they are perfect.
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monktonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 11:40 PM
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14. If Edwards will pay $400 for a haircut
what would he expect you to pay for healthcare?
I'm trying, I just dont do lying mother fucker very well.

Did you hear Burak Obama has an illegitimate white child?

Do you really think Elizebeth Kucinich married her husband for his brains?
He must be hiding something.

So will Hillary be UNDER the desk this time?

Chris Dodd...is that hair real?

ok I guess I'm doing ok.
Now I feel icky
thanks alot
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 02:36 AM
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15. I'd join a monastery and spend the rest of my life in penance for my crimes. nt
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