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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:12 PM
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What We DON'T Need (Full Circle)
Edited on Thu Oct-25-07 07:55 PM by NanceGreggs
By Nancy Greggs

We don’t need a healthy citizenry to be a productive workforce that fuels the economy, so let’s not bother ourselves with easy, inexpensive access to healthcare.

We don’t need a workforce in America, healthy or otherwise, because we can outsource jobs to cheaper labor markets.

We don’t need education for our children because there won’t be any skilled jobs available for them after those jobs have all been outsourced, so let’s invest the money in a war we’ve already lost instead.

We don’t need to actually win the wars we start, because they are only allegedly meant to be fought in order to protect our rights and freedoms.

We don’t need rights and freedoms, because that’s what the terrorists hate us for, and why invite their anger?

We don’t need international cooperation to find terrorists, so let’s distance ourselves from our traditional allies.

We don’t need undercover CIA operatives who specialize in the proliferation of WMDs around the world, so let’s ‘out’ them for political revenge.

We don’t need accurate information on possible terrorist activity, so let’s just torture people who are willing to provide faulty information so as to be freed from the pain.

We don’t need alert, well-rested soldiers in combat, so let’s dispense with nonsense like periods of rest and recuperation.

We don’t need live, able-bodied troops, so let’s not waste money on body-armor, fortified vehicles, or other life-saving equipment.

We don’t need to inspect the cargo that comes into our ports and is then loaded onto airplanes, so let’s just keep passengers from bringing baby formula and shampoo on board and call ourselves “safe”.

We don’t need diplomacy, because we have a vibrant, well-equipped military to force our will on others.

We don’t need a vibrant, well-equipped military, because that money is better spent providing profits to no-bid contractors who take the lion’s share of the allocated funds.

We don’t need to demand an accounting from no-bid contractors making obscene profits by short-changing our soldiers, because those contractors reinvest those profits in the American economy by moving their companies to places like Dubai.

We don’t need to secure our borders, because no one has ever entered this country with untoward intentions.

We don’t need fair elections in a democracy, so let’s rely on questionable voting equipment instead of hand-counted ballots to elect our leaders.

We don’t need to have real leadership in our president, because photo-ops on aircraft carriers, in NOLA, or in California are a worthy substitute.

We don’t need intelligence assessment reports on how the war in Iraq is creating more terrorists, because we have an articulate president to explain how these kinds of facts don’t matter.

We don’t need to worry about how our Middle East policies will turn out, because we have the PNAC boys to predict it for us.

We don’t need the PNAC boys to be correct in their predictions, because the mainstream media will keep inviting them to speak as experts while ignoring how wrong they’ve been.

We don’t need the mainstream media to keep us apprised of the faulty logic of the PNACers or anyone else, because they are providing more important information about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

We don’t need to think about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, because they are not examples of good Christians, like Pat Robertson.

We don’t need to hear from Pat Robertson from the mainstream media, because the White House will speak for him as long as he can deliver votes.

We don’t need to talk about the White House speaking up for Christianity, because we have a president who exemplifies Christian behavior.

We don’t need to think about what constitutes Christian behavior, because we have a born-again Christian president who defines it for us – and it includes invading sovereign nations based on lies and faulty intelligence that was gained through torture, which led to under-equipped troops being sent to the Middle East to occupy a nation that deserved to be invaded because it sanctioned torture.

We don’t need to spend tax dollars on infra-structure repairs or maintenance at home, because those dollars are needed to destroy the infrastructure of nations we choose to “liberate”, as we win their hearts-and-minds by refusing to rebuild that which we have destroyed, except for their oil fields, which we will spend millions to protect, because that’s what it was all about from the beginning – and what part of this do you not understand?

But then, we don’t need any explanations, because the president knows what he’s doing, and who would argue with a guy who has run-up the greatest national debt in the nation’s history, increased poverty at home, overseen the destruction of the Constitution he swore to uphold, sanctioned torture, corrupted our system of justice, outraged our traditional allies, lost an American city due to incompetence in the aftermath of a natural disaster, and spent his time reading The Pet Goat knowing that the country was under attack?

We don’t need paltry things like logic. What we need is to suspend all common sense and believe that a draft-dodging, promise-breaking, vacation-taking, illiterate, inarticulate buffoon is what it takes to make this country GREAT.

NOW do you get it?
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:23 PM
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1. I can't believe I'm the first recommend after this brilliant post has been up 10 solid minutes
:applause:
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Bjorn Against Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:59 PM
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2. I get it Nancy...
We don't need any of that crap, just as long as we don't have to hear the obscene words "Happy Holidays" on Christmas everything will be OK. Oh yeah, and we have to make sure those kids aren't turned gay by the Telletubbies and Spongebob either. We have our priorities straight, unlike those damn liberals who want all that crap you mentioned like health care and peace. Why don't they get their priorities straight?
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:24 PM
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3. Jeez. Didn't you used to write satire?
Well, as long as you're writing this straight expository stuff, the major thing that I would add is that we don't need this excess population of useless eaters, you know, the ones that make less than $20 mil a year and clutter up the countryside with their little burrows and whatnot, occupying space that would be better divided up among their betters to increase the size of their estates. We need a good genetically engineered plague or two (with pre-immunizations for the People who Matter) to wipe out about 95% of them, leaving only enough to staff the servant quarters and serve as organ donors and the like.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:29 PM
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4. I never see the term "their betters" ...
... without thinking of "Upstairs/Downstairs", when hard-working people like Hudson, Rose and Mrs. Bridges knew their place - kind of like the people in this Administration wish we knew ours.

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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 09:44 PM
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8. The concept of a "citizen"
is totally bizarre. Things started going to hell when the rabble ceased bing "subjects."
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 06:04 AM
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19. they are certainly giving us broad hints (arrests, rendition, torture)
to us our place, but us dolts are slow learners!
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 12:17 PM
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24. The GOP started as the party that abolished slavery
How times change....
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superkia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 02:23 AM
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15. Sounds like you have a good grip on what our future looks like!
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:41 PM
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5. I'll Take the 5th, and Send Nancy Off to the Greatest Page
When you have faith, Nance, you don't need ANYTHING else! Not even rhyme or reason!
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ooglymoogly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 09:24 PM
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6. My god Nance you really do have your hand on the pulse of the insanity
of the pugs...can we just boil it all down to penis envy....dems have it and pugs don't and the answer is????....wait for it.....increase your girth and length with one simple pill, the answer to pug insanity and its resulting fascism.
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area51 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 09:30 PM
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7. Excellent as always. (n/t)
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 10:03 PM
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9. K&R.
You must have worked up a steam writing this, because I certainly did by just reading it.

A chorus of crazy-making Frustrations.
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NancyBreen Donating Member (146 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:09 PM
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11. I agree 100%.
Thank you again for your insight. Is it very difficult to seek asylum in Canada?
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:19 PM
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13. I had my chance.
But here I am. :hi:
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 10:16 PM
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10. Reads like Rove's to-do list from 1999
and in that sense, well, Mission Accomplished.

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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:12 PM
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12. Pieces like these are terrific rebuttal tools.
Chock-FULL of them! Line after line after line of some really choice retorts the next time you have to suffer one of those obnoxious knuckle-dragger emails gushing about bush and condemning All Things Clinton (gender doesn't even matter here).

As always, SUPERB stuff, Nance!
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 02:21 AM
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14. You are making a wild assumption here
How do you know he was actually READING "My Pet Goat?"

For all anyone knows, he was just looking at the pictures.....
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 05:37 AM
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16. I get it! All we need is fear--lots and lots of fear.
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 05:57 AM
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17. Better be careful
about calling the president a buffoon in a time of war. Republicans will shake their fists and Nancy Pelosi will denounce you.
Nonetheless, it is honest and hard hitting, something that can't be attributed to the Democratic leadership.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 06:04 AM
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18. On the other hand, the Democrats showed the highest Democratic unity score in 51 years.
"President Bush's success rating in the Democratic-controlled House has fallen this year to a half-century low, and he prevailed on only 14 percent of the 76 roll call votes on which he took a clear position.

"So far this year, Democrats have backed the majority position of their caucus 91 percent of the time on average on such votes. That marks the highest Democratic unity score in 51 years."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1728952&mesg_id=1728952
http://public.cq.com/docs/cqt/news110-000002576765.html

Don't let the media rhetoric fool you. The Democrats have acquitted themselves quite well--especially given their bare majority in both houses, and a relentlessly obstructionist Republican minority.
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Apollo11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 09:15 AM
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20. I FEEL YOUR ANGER - and I share it
Nance - reading your blog is better than phone sex.

It's like finding intellectual union with a fellow human being.

(Not that I ever tried phone sex - but I know it would not be as good)

:kick:
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ejbr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 10:03 AM
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21. We don't need an opposition party
because we have the Democrats who will feign outrage, only to permit, or even encourage, these outrages to continue.

well done Nance. I felt the bile rise with every sentence.
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 11:05 AM
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22. This is another keeper
Thanks, Nancy. Beautifully stated as always. Excellent connection on the infrastructure. Burns my chaps that we built a kingdom for our diplomats over there while the people are without consistent electric or safe water. Oil fields are safe and secure though. Blah.

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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 11:10 AM
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23. A big problem with DU . . .
. . . is that there is no "Greatest of the Greatest" section. This certainly belongs there.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 05:53 PM
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25. Spot on
As usual Nance. What do we have to do to get you named a National Treasure?
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MasonJar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 06:28 PM
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26. Nance, You really are the greatest! You must be syndicated! What can I do to help?
Edited on Fri Oct-26-07 06:29 PM by MasonJar
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