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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:40 PM
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My kitty came home with a big owie on his ear.
Damn you Hillary!!!
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:45 PM
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1. Image , it can be a bitch!
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1620rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:47 PM
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2. huh...??
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:50 PM
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3. Kathleen Willey
who claimed that Bill Clinton raped her in the Oval Office, claimed today that Hillary had hired people to go to her house and kill her cats.

Fox news reported it as if it were real.

but my cat really DOES have a big owie!
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:01 PM
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7. OMG
I hadn't heard that one ~ yikes!
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:04 PM
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8. Put some Neosporin on it.
Works for cats, too.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:05 PM
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9. thanks... I will
I cleaned it good with hydrogen peroxide. neosporin's a good idea.
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:48 PM
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25. I always use both. n/t
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:49 PM
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27. I just smeared him real good with neosporin
thanks for the good idea!
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:06 PM
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10. I think you're lying
I haven't seen that one, and I've been on DU all day. If Faux reported it, a DUer would have posted it :-)
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:08 PM
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12. You should've watched Olbermann
tonight.
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:25 PM
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21. I was kidding. It was a little joke
So little, no one can even detect it.

Sorry for the confusion. I was ragging on DU's tendency to repeat rw bullshit. I guess I was a bit too subtle and dry
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:26 PM
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22. ah
no worries!
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:53 PM
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4. Hillary gave me ring around the collar!
:grr:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:54 PM
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5. She gave my father polio
in 1935, too. Damn her!!!
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:59 PM
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6. I'm not surprised, she also caused American Chestnut Blight in 1900!
Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 09:59 PM by Liberal Veteran
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:48 PM
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26. You may not be aware that she was also in command of the Container Ship in the SF Bay.
You know, the one that hit the bridge pier. That was her.
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:08 PM
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11. She killed my ficus
I don't know how, but I'm sure it was her. Who else has so much power?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:09 PM
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14. I have a christmas cactus that's not doing well
I can't prove it's Hillary's doing, but I'm keeping an eye on her!
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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:08 PM
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13. This post serves no purpose
Please try to be more constructive with your time and energy. Maybe volunteer at a shelter?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:09 PM
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15. Maybe you could make yourself
valuable and blow me.
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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:13 PM
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17. Adrian Cronauer: "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. "
But I'm not the man for the job. ;)
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:18 PM
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18. Just close your eyes and think of England
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ruggerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:19 PM
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19. He'd have to locate it on a map first
n/t
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:12 PM
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16. Jesus H. Christ.... See a proctologist
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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:20 PM
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20. HITLERY EATING KITTENS AGAIN?
Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 10:20 PM by Lirwin2
:eyes:
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laugle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:39 PM
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23. She's also responsible for the Bird flu and the Super Bug!! LOL
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:42 PM
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24. Don't forget the hole in the ozone layer...
Thanks a lot, Hill!
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