If I were an Oracle

The opposition is starting to grow.
We need a terror threat.
The comatose are starting to stir.
We need another terror threat.
They are becoming coherent.
We need a really big terror threat.

Ok, let's put 6 nuclear bombs on a B52 and head to Iran. Oh, shit! A soilent green wanna be saw. Let's pretend that this was a little error on our part. Excuse me.

Now we need a REALLY big terror threat.

What do you mean we lost one of the nukes from that B52? Israel is threatened by Syria?
Victory is ours in Iraq. Iran is starting to bother me.Israel will deal with Iran.
Israel was nuked?
We had better nuke Iran.
What the hell, we don't have a missing nuke.
Everything is fine now except for that faint glow of my skin.
And the fact that the earth no longer exists.
Thanks George.:nuke: