Clear the Roadblock Republicans in 2008 (new website)

You Might Be A Roadblock If...

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... you believe that if those pesky liberal Democrats ever manage to pass S-CHIP the way they want to, then the terrorists will have already won.

... you insist on sending your kids to public schools because you know that No Child Left Behind has done such a terrific job of fixing everything that was wrong with our nation’s educational system, and that’s why you’re not worried that rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?

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... when Dick Cheney says “Jump!” you ask, “How high?”

... you think that partisan politics driven by the commonplace of bad ideology is better than public policies derived from the marketplace of good ideas.

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... you’ve got your very own leather-bound first edition copy of “My Pet Goat,” signed by the author.

... you’re really glad that the Bush family’s turning out to be a renewable Presidential dynasty, because people who live in White Houses shouldn’t stow thrones.