Breaking: Obama preferred to be bottle fed rather than breast fed

(Iowa City, IA) Today it was revealed that Senator Barack Obama preferred to be bottle fed. The NY Post spoke with Obama's 95 year old care taker Mildred Klaus who said: "Obama breast fed for at least a month before he demanded to be bottle fed. He was the fussiest 1 month old I have ever seen."

In a tight race for the presidency, Hillary's spokesman Mark Penn said "Baby Barack didn't have the courage or convictions to feed from his mother's bosom. The people of Iowa must understand that Barack Obama doesn't love his mother." RNC Chairman Michael Duncan joked "Obama supported breast feeding before he was against it." Obama's campaign was did not return calls for comment.
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Is this the onion? Don't tell me any of these quotes are true.

DU has it's own peculiar form of humour. . .

:welcome:
Nope, no joke. There's a thread about nipple v bottle everyday at noon EST.

:evilgrin: and :sarcasm:

"I'm a tit man, like Barack. All real Americans love tits." - Bob Novak.

:rofl:

Another baby would have been ready for the nipple on day 1. I'm told by the La Leche folks that it's a chance we can't afford today, not while we're under attack by the bottle.

"We knew about the coke and pot, and now we find out he started hitting the bottle at a young age."

"I was so poor my mother didn't have nipples."

:spank:

:thumbsup:


I've been surely bested.

I hope someone brings it to the attention of whoever-it-is-that-does-that.

I've been laughing at that all morning, and it's rare a post on DU gets me going.

:shrug:

:D

:shrug:

...toss away the breast ~ he must have bad judgment.

:evilgrin:

"Hey look at me! Looky! It's Ralph! I need attention!"