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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 01:39 PM
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Richardson finger painted a dog turd in the 1st GRADE!!
This is earth shattering news!
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 01:42 PM
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1. Dodd once
called his first-grade teacher "Mommy".

He was laughed at so hard, his hair turned white.

True story.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 01:46 PM
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2. Kucinich .....
used to chase the girls around the play ground spraying milk out of his nose.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 01:53 PM
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4. ew
but if he can make cookies in a tree, I guess he can expel nose-milk. Dennis is magic!

When he was a child, Mike Gravel used to tease lepers. "Got yer nose!" was a favorite.
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 01:51 PM
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3. Clearly he hates America.
Off to Gitmo with him! :sarcasm:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 01:55 PM
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5. Huckabee still eats paste. n/t
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 02:05 PM
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6. McCain started a food fight in the 5th grade.
The lunch ladies had to flee the cafeteria in fear. They made him clean up the mess. He called the principal a flying piece of bat shit.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 02:21 PM
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7. Ron Paul sat out during dodgeball.
what a wuss.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 02:33 PM
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8. You'd think a little guy like that
would excel at dodgeball. It's not easy to hit a tiny target.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 02:38 PM
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9. Giuliani had his 2nd grade teacher whacked
True story.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 03:07 PM
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11. Larry Craig got caught whacking w/ his PE teacher.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 03:09 PM
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12. try to be fair
it was dodge-ball!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 03:07 PM
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10. That's it - I'm voting for Ralph Nadar
:hide:
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 03:12 PM
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13. Kucinich once got a boner doing the rope-climb in the gym.
Oh wait...that was me.

Sorry.

:(
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-04-07 04:33 PM
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14. McCain is STILL blowing Reagan
He's dug up his corpse and he's giving Reagan blowjobs as we speak.
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