Candy Ass Dems need not apply!

Wanted:
Democrats with thick skins who like to get down and dirty and mix it up in the nasty world of Election 2004 politics. If you are a turn the cheek Democrat who thinks that you are above the nasty, dirty political fighting that will take place within the next 8 months, then do not apply.

This position requires the ability to fight back at any given moment! You must have a keen eye when the oppositon party attempts to fight dirty and you must have the ability to fight back with enough dirt to bury them 6 feet under!

This position requires 24x7 vigilance because the Opponent never sleeps. For the last several years we have studied the opponent's playbook and we now feel that we are prepared to take them on and vanquish them once and for all. We have placed Democratic operatives throughout the World Wide Web to provide you with up to date sightings of the oppositions dirt campaign to destroy fellow Democrats. It will be up to you to respond to these false smears by getting the word out to as many citizens as you possibly can!

Compensation:
A better World

Sounds like the job I already have.

Shit, sign me up, then! Let's get high high high.....

Sometimes the best response is to fire back with even more dirt and don't be afraid to stretch the truth because they won't.

"Rick Santoro", too. (not to be confused with a douchebag Senator from Pennsylvania)

(For entertainment purposes only!)


:evilgrin:

..then candy ass Kerry can't be the nominee.

but I gotta wonder if he can Ski?

We have to face these bastards head on.

They say 'waffle', we cram that waffle down their throats.

They say "security", we say: 9/11 proves you are not capable of protecting America.

They say 'patriot act', we ask: When you are gonna start acting patriotic? When are you going to take care of America's Veterans?