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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:24 PM
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Poll question: If Hillary and Obama fought to the death with nail-studded ballbats, who would win?
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:25 PM
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1. Well
Obama's got the reach on Hillary, but I think Hillary has the stamina.

tough call.
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:34 PM
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12. My exact thought
:)
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:37 PM
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14. Hmm...I was wondering who Obama would send as his stand-in? Michelle?
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:41 PM
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16. Nahhhhh
Edwards.

I swear it likes like THIS to me during the debates.
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:53 PM
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17. Ahhhh...I see...Big Poopy Head and little poopy head..
:rofl:
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:57 PM
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19. It's Spike & Chester
from the looney tunes cartoons.
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goldcanyonaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:02 PM
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23. The "Ain't no black people in Iowa!" Michelle Obama.
Edited on Tue Jan-15-08 05:30 PM by goldcanyonaz
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:26 PM
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2. I vote for the tough as nails hawk
Because if she can't kill her opponent, why is she voting other people across the ocean to do it for her?
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jpak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:26 PM
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3. LOL!!!!
:rofl:
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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:27 PM
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4. Damn Dick... You've got a little of that NC meanstreak, aint ya?
Edited on Tue Jan-15-08 04:29 PM by Labors of Hercules
:hi: :evilgrin: :headbang:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:33 PM
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10. Nope- I'm an immigrant here.
I got a whole lot of Polecat Hollow PA meanstreak!
And NC suits me just fine.
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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:02 PM
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22. well, you're sure as hell welcome!
:toast:
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:27 PM
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5. Obama
I believe that he has longer arms than Hillary and, therefore, an advantage with nail studded baseball bats.
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ieoeja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:33 PM
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11. Well that post is either ...

... SEXIST!!! Just because she is a woman you assume she isn't tough enough to take on a man with a nail studded baseball bats. I can not believe the misogyny on DU.

-or-

... RACIST!!! When it comes to violence you immediately assume the BLACK man knows everything there is to know about wielding a nail studded baseball bat. I can not believe I am seeing bigotry displayed so openly here on DU.

-or-

... HOMOPHOBIC!!! This whole thing is clearly a veiled reference to beating gay men to death with a phallic baseball bat.

-or-

... :sarcasm: (because it is sadly necessary)
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:35 PM
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13. That's it- I'm alerting...
...JeffR, because your post made me laugh out loud! :rofl:
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:39 PM
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40. Yeah, I learned long ago that I have to
:sarcasm: everything... I guess I should have this one as well.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:27 PM
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6. Option #3
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:28 PM
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7. Hillary. She fights dirty.
As we have all seen.

She'd have Bill jump in and hold Obama's arms back.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:29 PM
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8. Obama would get whupped and then say Hillary cheated.
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HeraldSquare212 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:30 PM
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9. Obama (assuming Bill wouldn't jump in too)...nt
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:38 PM
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15. lol
:D
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:54 PM
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18. The GOP
nt
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 04:57 PM
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20. John Edwards
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:06 PM
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24. Bingo!
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Az_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:07 PM
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25. Please, let it be so.
:toast:
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:14 PM
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26. I was tempted to say, "I'll buy the bats"
But I didn't feel like getting jumped on.
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whatdoyouthink Donating Member (295 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:00 PM
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21. Hillary
would start crying again, Obama would ask what wrong? - them wame/pow/bang she wins
Or? maybe VS Versa (I don't want to be accused of favoring ether one)
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:18 PM
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27. That one is easy:
Edwards!
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:19 PM
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28. Hillary would win. She's more venal.
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RoadRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:23 PM
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29. Obama has longer arms.. i'd put my money on him.. but
then he'd be accused of being a woman-beater, and have to hit himself several times as well to appear fair to the media, so it probably would just end up a draw! HA!
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:24 PM
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30. Does Hillary get to use her neck stabbin' fork?
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:28 PM
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31. ?!?!?!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 06:08 PM
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33. 40 minutes later, and I'm still chuckling over that...
BAM! the old fork-in-the-neck! :rofl:
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 07:21 PM
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39. "Neck stabbin' fork" LOL!! nt
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 01:23 AM
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43. OK, it's waaay past 24 hours since you posted that...
...and I still GIGGLE every time I think about it.

So perfectly ABSURD, on so many levels.

I hate you, you magnificent Amish bastard! :thumbsup: :rofl:
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CyberPieHole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:32 PM
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32. LOL...Hillary Clinton would kill Obama...
and walk away without a scratch.

Thanks for the bit of humor...it is much appreciated.
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Lou Syffire Donating Member (28 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 07:20 PM
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38. believe that
<----"Don't fuck with me, I'll mess you up"
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SOS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 07:02 PM
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34. Shouldn't the first choice read "Hillary Diane Clinton"?
Middle names and all...
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 07:16 PM
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35. We all would,
as they'd take each other out and we'd end up with a better nominee.
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 07:18 PM
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36. Depends. Would Bill fight Hillarys battle for her?
:evilgrin: Couldnt help myself.
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Occam Bandage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 07:20 PM
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37. Obama's younger, taller, and more athletic.
But on the other hand, all those cigarettes have probably diminished his endurance. I think he's got a good shot of knocking her out in the first few seconds--but after that, I'd hand the contest to her.
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featherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:49 PM
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41. Poll of the year - I laughed out loud
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:56 PM
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42. +1 to that....no doubt.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 03:06 AM
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44. Hillary would win hands down!!
But there's been enough sexual tension between these two all year that they'll seal the deal by making crazy love and then decide that they're better off running in the same ticket.

Clinton/Obama 08 (ladies first).


:evilgrin:
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 03:19 AM
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45. Who would win? Ditka.
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