Some levity... about Huckabee.

From landoverbaptist.com -- a satire site if you didn't know...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/january/huckabee.html

Freehold, Iowa - Most Americans are too busy worrying about how much Britney Spears had to drink last night to fret about researching the backgrounds of the Presidential candidates they might vote for. True Christians™ however, are rejoicing for America's lack of interest in politics, since it means that church going folks will determine yet again who spends the next four years in the White House.

"Pastor Huckabee is one of the nicest men you will ever meet," Deacon Fred told a crowd of fellow Iowans last week. "And that's really all American voters who are undecided, need to know. Because if they knew any more than that, they'd pee their pants and run screaming for their lives!" Deacon Fred believes that by this time next year, Americans will find themselves living in a country being run by a Southern Baptist Preacher named, Mike Huckabee. "Rev. Huckabee is a Fundamentalist, Evangelical, Republican, Old Time Gospel preacher from the deep south who hates homosexuals, the Theory of Evolution, lazy colored folks, liberals, abortion doctors, and loves the Baby Jesus just as much as I do," he said. "He is on top of the polls, and Americans love him! I thought the media would get upset if someone told them that homosexuals should be shipped off to live on an island far away from normal people! Well, I was wrong! Pastor Huckabee knows what Americans really think, and he sure as heck ain't afraid to say it! The media even gives the good Pastor prime spots on major talk shows! Praise! Glory to God for brother in Christ, Pastor/President Mike Huckabee! And thank you, American voters, for doing right by God."

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What's sad is that is closer to truth than satire. At least when it comes to people looking at how "nice" he is and not looking at his policies.