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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:39 PM
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THIS is my candidate!
Edited on Sun Jan-20-08 09:41 PM by Dr_eldritch




Eggplant; given the negatives of all the other candidates, it's the ONLY way to vote!
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fenriswolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:40 PM
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1. what happened to ficus? or alfred e newman?
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:41 PM
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2. They can be very bitter sometimes... And seedy...
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:41 PM
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3. Sooo shiny!
Must vote for eggplant....:o
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:44 PM
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8. The 'smooth' candidate.
:)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:43 PM
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4. he's unelectable
Now Lee L. Mercer Jr., OTOH...
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:43 PM
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5. I'd like to have a beer with it.
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lastliberalintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 10:51 PM
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17. Beer? Wine maybe
A nice pinot gris while eati- er, with the eggplant and parmesan would be nice. VPs are usually cheesy, after all. :)
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DeeDeeNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:44 PM
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6. The eggplant is no longer a Democrat
Sorry to have to break this to you, but I think it switched to the Independents for Lieberman party.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:44 PM
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7. Too shiny, anything that shiny is hiding something very bad.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:45 PM
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9. No way!
An eggplant will never win in the south!

Totally unelectable - not to mention it is, in some quarters, referred to as an "aubergine" - which sounds French to me.

What's wrong with a good ol' American Freedom-Squash?
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:04 PM
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18. Oh Yeah?!?
This one'll get in under the radar.
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:50 PM
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10. I will NEVER vote for Eggplant.
sorry

my support is going to "Old Rusted Anchor"
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Silent3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:50 PM
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21. Old Rusted Anchor...
...has a terrible past history of muck raking, and is fully capable of sinking to new lows.
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:59 PM
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22. oooooooh
you're good!

:rofl:
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Hatchling Donating Member (968 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 09:54 PM
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11. Candidate Eggplant has ties to the Mafia.
How do I know?
Ever heard of Eggplant Parmesan?
And we all know Parmesan is an Eye-talian cheese, don't we?
And we know all them Eye-talians is..... well you see where this is going.

Plus his involvment with all those young tomatoes is gonna bring him down.

I say vote for the Frog!
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phillysuse Donating Member (683 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 10:12 PM
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12. Is that the Eggplant that ate Chicago?
If he's still hungry, the whole coun try's stew, whack-a-doo, whack-a-doo!
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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:40 PM
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20. he may eat your city too
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dkf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 10:27 PM
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13. Where is Mr. Ham Sandwich?
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Paulie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 10:33 PM
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15. I was thinking the same thing
He polled very where here on DU last election.
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 10:31 PM
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14. K&R!!
Candidate Eggplant :yourock:
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:10 AM
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23. That is frickin brilliant.
:applause:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:16 AM
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24. As I was saying...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moolie
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:40 AM
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25. Please do tell us what fruit you'd vote for then.
This one's right out;

;)
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:41 AM
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26. Darn, thread was 'pruned'.
I'm here all week.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 10:22 AM
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27. Squash-o-phobe!
All of your pro-eggplant rants can't hide the fact that you are a squash bigot.

Welcome to my ignore list!
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