I'm gonna be petty ..... the Official Smart Ass Debate Thread!

ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:11 PM
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I'm gonna be petty ..... the Official Smart Ass Debate Thread!

Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 08:48 PM by ronnykmarshall

But after the last HD debate on CNN .... I think they all learned something about make up tonight.

Just saying!

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KennedyGuy

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:12 PM
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1. Obama is wearing make up?

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MonkeyFunk

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:13 PM
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3. of course

why wouldn't he?

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bunnies

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:14 PM
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5. everyone on TV wears make up. nt

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Sarah Ibarruri

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:16 PM
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7. TV makes everyone look weird. If you don't wear makeup, you might look like an alien from Mars nt

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bunnies

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:13 PM
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2. lmao.

I was just thinking that Hillarys make up looked exceptionally well-done! :rofl: Everyones does. Youre correct I suspect. They all look like theyve spent a week in Jamaica!

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:17 PM
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10. The last one on CNN-HD ....

Oh my god! Obama looked like he had some bad ass 80's punk rocker chick eyeliner going on. Hillary was pretty in pink, very "brat pack" looking. Edwards looked like Kitty from "The Wild, Wild West".

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bunnies

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:22 PM
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15. You're so right.

We dont have HD, but we watched at a friends house who does. After the first commercial Mr. bunnies was like "Hillary put on new lipstick"! At that moment I decided that I never, ever wanted anyone to be able to see me that clearly or that up-close! Our friends have this HUGE HD tv... so everyones head is like two feet big. I came away from the experience incredibly disturbed.

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:42 PM
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20. Glad my bunnie gal joined.

This is the Offical Smart Ass Petty Laugh At The Whole Thing thread!

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bunnies

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:46 PM
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25. Its the BEST thread Ronny K.

:hug: If we cant laugh at the whole thing, its not worth paying attention to. :toast:

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:48 PM
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26. I hear that!

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bunnies

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:59 PM
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30. I think I might need to borrow chi chi later.

Something tells me she will come in handy. (she?)

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:07 PM
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35. Chi-Chi's a she!

She comes from Los Angeles and is nipped and tucked within an inch of her life.

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bunnies

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:22 PM
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40. I just splatted my cocktail all over my monitor.

I hope you and chi-chi are proud of yourselves. :) Aside: This is my favorite thread in days. :loveya: Oh and... how quickly can chi-chi get to NH from CA? :P And can she bring me back with her?!

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:46 PM
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41. OK!

Chi-Chi will take request for in flight movies.

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bunnies

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Mon Jan-21-08 10:02 PM
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42. sweet!

I have an x-rated request list. I assume chi-chi will oblige? :rofl:

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 10:03 PM
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43. Chi-Chi's down with that!

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MoonRiver

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:14 PM
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4. Can this be the ***UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL DEBATE*** thread?

I think your OP was quite germane.

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:15 PM
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6. Sure ...

Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 08:19 PM by ronnykmarshall

We need a catty thread.

Let other get all serious and shit.

I want a fashion ala Joan Rivers thread!

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MoonRiver

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:21 PM
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14. OK, then, here I go.

Hillary is offering economic solutions. Obama is offering platitudes. Nothing new, move along.

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:40 PM
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18. Oh stop all that big talk!

This is the smart ass, petty talk shit about everyone thread!

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durrrty libby

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:20 PM
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13. Hillary looks great and she is full of piss and vinegar

OMG The "Mill worker" is in the audience

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OhioChick

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:16 PM
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8. All of Them Sure Have

it caked on tonight.

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:18 PM
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11. Spackle honey, spackle!

I've been around enough drag queens to see it a mile alway!

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AGirl

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:17 PM
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9. Obama looks like he aged awholelot since the last debate..

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mondo joe

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:19 PM
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12. Make up matters. NT

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NMDemDist2

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:24 PM
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16. have I told you lately that I love you?

:loveya:

:yourock:

:applause:

Glad I'm not the only one thinking those catty thoughts :evilgrin:

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:33 PM
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17. Wanna see me get worse?

Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 08:34 PM by ronnykmarshall

OK ....

This is what I would love to see .... maybe on SNL or MadTV

Obama: Ya know John, I'm so glad you got that big ass mole removed on your lip. Cuz as Rosanne Roseanna Danna would say "What are you trying to do make me sick?".

Edwards: Oh blow it out your ass Dumbo! Why don't you flap them big ol' ears and fly outta here?

Hillary: Guys! Guys! Come on KNOCK IT OFF!

Edwards and Obama: What's your problem, Hillary? Time of the month, are you riding the cotton pony?????

Yes, I'm going to hell for that.

But that's cool!

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durrrty libby

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:41 PM
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19. Oh silly she's sixty and already through menopause."no cotton pony"

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NMDemDist2

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:43 PM
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22. at her age, no cotton ponies only 'power surges'

as I affectionately call them

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:45 PM
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24. LOL to both of you!

Should have been .... "Hey Hil, whats the matter? Hot flash gotcha down?"

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sandnsea

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:43 PM
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21. lolol

:hug:

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:44 PM
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23. Stick around sweets!

This is the thread to be in.

Every one get your smart ass on!!!

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MonkeyFunk

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:58 PM
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27. I don't have HD yet

because I like porn, and nobody needs to see that stuff in HD. I was happy enough when my eyesight got bad enough to enjoy sex.

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mondo joe

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:58 PM
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28. Ewww.

Porn isn't for the big HD. It's for the small television in the bedroom.

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MonkeyFunk

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:07 PM
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34. And that's what I have

a portable in the bedroom with VHS. And most of the porn is 20 years old.

Viva Mike Henson!

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mondo joe

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:14 PM
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37. Dude, convert to DVD or something.

:-)

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MonkeyFunk

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:19 PM
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39. I'm gonna have to!

I worry about it, for real.

How do I take a lot of VHS and save it?

But the question becomes less important the older I get. Hell, I survived my teens and much of my 20s without video... I'll survive my 60s +

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 08:59 PM
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29. Oh you haven't LIVED until you've seen gay porn in HD!

Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 09:00 PM by ronnykmarshall

I hear Chi-Chi La Rue is working on a full feature HD film called "HDick".

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Chovexani

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:04 PM
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32. Lawl!

I got an HDTV yesterday. Sadly, DirecTV will not be at my apartment till next week.

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MonkeyFunk

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:10 PM
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36. Ms. LaRue's productions

have gotten too slick. I'm more of a "clueless horny guy finds himself sucking something" or "hot Puerto Ricans in jail find an outlet" kinda guy.

Chi-Chi (Larue, not the pterodactyl) has gotten too much into production values. My own sex life doesn't feature production values.

But I'm willing to change my view on all of this if I can hook up with Jake Gyllenhaal.

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MoonRiver

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:00 PM
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31. Go Ronny!

Heck what's "official" anywho? :D

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ProudDad

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:06 PM
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33. ronny ray-gun chimes in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AROWB--k73k&feature=user

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Jan-21-08 09:15 PM
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38. You have GOT to post that in the Videos forum!

That's a scream!

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