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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:37 PM
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Obama does the Late Show Top Ten Tonight
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN

"Barack Obama Campaign Promises"



10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.

6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.”

4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.

1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.

http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/01/obama_reads_the_late_show_topt.php
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BarackBucks Donating Member (141 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:43 PM
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1. He is funny!
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:44 PM
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2. Funny
Hillary also has great Top Tens when she's on the show too.
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