ATTENTION DU... Hillary Clinton does not have a penis.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:08 PM
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ATTENTION DU... Hillary Clinton does not have a penis.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:09 PM
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1. She can still give blow jobs though, no?
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:09 PM
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2. Oh yeah. I can't figure out why people are saying she signed the 2000 China Trade bill.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:11 PM
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5. Well your trying to figure out the unimportant shit. She is still
able to have a sex scandal. That is all that matters.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:12 PM
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11. But if she didn't have a BJ then how can she have a sexual scandal.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:15 PM
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18. Maybe you're right, giving isn't as good as receiving.
Edited on Sat Jan-26-08 05:16 PM by MassDemm
In political terms of course :rofl:
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:28 PM
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33. Oi! You little pishkeh!You think you're being cute saying that? I
never heard such narishkeit! You are really mishuggah! Such a shonda! Shalom
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:35 PM
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39. I'm not 100% sure what you mean, but I do wonder if receiving a bj is worse than giving one
and if Hillary becomes president and gives a bj, will it be a big deal.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:10 PM
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:rofl: ...But she's got one heck of a set of ovaries on her!
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:14 PM
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16. Don't I though. Damn things need a ovary strap too. They are so large and in charge.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:15 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:10 PM
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Some people can't figure out the difference between her and Bill, however.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:11 PM
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6. But I figured since she didn't have a penis and we know Bill does then she's not Bill.
I don't know why grown ass men and women who say they are intelligent can't figure that shit out.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:11 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:11 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:13 PM
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13. Yeah. I figured I'd better get the word out. Apparently it is news that she doesn' have a penis.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:14 PM
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17. i'm really glad i've been out most of the day so i missed all of it.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:16 PM
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21. I just got back in too. I didn't know Hillary was President in 2000 and signed a China Trade bill.
That shit nearly knocked me off my ass.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:12 PM
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9. Another myth shattered!
No penis? Well, she'll never get MY vote! :sarcasm:
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:20 PM
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27. I love that picture of Elizabeth and John. I just love it.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:12 PM
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10. She doesn't need one - she's got "The Clenis".
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:15 PM
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19. Nope she's got the Clintoris. Not the Clenis...see you're mixing it up again.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:17 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:23 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:28 PM
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34. If I could bronze a word, that would be it.
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Sat Jan-26-08 10:58 PM
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40. OMG - now what have I started???
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:12 PM
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12. I'm tired of these unsubstantiated allegations against Democrats.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:13 PM
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15. True. I've never been down there to look. I assume the breasts mean no penis.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:16 PM
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22. While she *probably* doesn't, I don't want to go out on a limb with these kinds of attacks.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:13 PM
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14. How dare you intrerrupt the pissing contest?
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:17 PM
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24. yeah..but she has..the CLENIS..
and we all know what effect that has on the Obama gals..
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:19 PM
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26. Nope, she's got the Clintoris. Bill has the Clenis except when he's out., that's when she
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:22 PM
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Sun Jan-27-08 04:07 AM
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41. that explains the irascibility
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:18 PM
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25. I KNEW IT!!! (in a Chandler Bing voice) nt
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:21 PM
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28. This thread is useless without pictures
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:21 PM
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29. Well, she's not getting mine! n/t
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:25 PM
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32. that's nice. she has no integrity and is uncouthe too ...(robo-calls)
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:30 PM
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35. Attn DU: Triana does not have a sense of humor.
that is all Come on, lighten up a little.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:34 PM
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38. NOT right now I don't...
..particularly in regards to MS. Clinton.
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:31 PM
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Sat Jan-26-08 05:33 PM
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37. U 2 lighten up and laugh.
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Sun Jan-27-08 04:11 AM
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42. Si....pero ella tiene cojones
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