Waiting... (whistles) just waiting on a CAPTION
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:24 PM
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Waiting... (whistles) just waiting on a CAPTION
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:26 PM
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1. Damn. I knew I should have peed before I left the house.
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:27 PM
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2. (Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please...)
He looks like he standing in a line-up.
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:27 PM
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3. All dressed up and nowhere to go.
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:28 PM
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4. Mommy said to wait right here. Where is she??
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:28 PM
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5. Today I unveil my patented Border Security Wall... n/t
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:29 PM
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Oh, God, why doesn't everybody leave already! I need to take a leak!
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:29 PM
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6. Can you identify the man who touched you?
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:29 PM
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7. Maybe this is what they meant when they told me "money can't buy you love."
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:30 PM
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8. I thought I could have a cigarette and a blindfold!
Hey, I can pay for it! Can I at least have the cigarette?
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:31 PM
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9. I can't believe I'm losing to Dark Helmet, from Spaceballs
Edited on Tue Feb-05-08 12:32 PM by TexasObserver
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:33 PM
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10. "I'm so important, I have two shadows. Hmmm, blue shirt or white shirt? Ok, white shirt."
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:35 PM
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11. You know on second thought maybe I shouldn't have listened to that guy with the McCain button
I don't think my ride to the airport is coming by here
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:42 PM
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12. The newest exhibit at Madame Troussaut's wax museum.....
....TV anchorman against brick wall.....
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:43 PM
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13. 34 million dollars. The wife is gonna kill me.
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:44 PM
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14. May God bless my magic underpants!
Make what you will of my reply.
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:02 PM
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15. This was BEGGING to be photshopped... so I did:
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:12 PM
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17. People In My Office Wonder Why I Am Cracking Up At My Desk
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Tue Feb-05-08 03:29 PM
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22. DUZY! Oh DAMN that's funny!
Oh. FANTASTIC WORK MAN! I have to save this. You ROCK!
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Tue Feb-05-08 03:31 PM
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Tue Feb-05-08 07:33 PM
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26. OMG you even put a shadow on the cord. You really are the bomb.
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:09 PM
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16. These are all hilarious. I'm glad I clicked here first. /nt
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:20 PM
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18. "My supporters Mr. Towell and Mr. Light Socket agree with me 100%!"
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:27 PM
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20. "All By Myself... don't want to be ALL BY MYSELF - ANYMORE"!
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:36 PM
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21. Seacrest is a lot shorter than I expected
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23. Ok who stole the restroom? nt
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