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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:00 PM
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Suggested Imbibing List for tonight's debate
Any other suggestions are welcome. Here are mine:

  • If Barack says "hope", you have to do a ONE.

  • If Hillary says "solutions", you have to do a ONE.

  • Any reference to a personal story about someone they met on the campaign trail, you have to do a ONE.

  • If Barack says how many states he has won in the last 10 races, you have to do a TWO.

  • If Hillary says how proud she is of America, you have to do a TWO.

  • If Barack makes any reference to armadillos, you have to do a TWO.

  • If Hillary makes a reference to Ann Richards, you have to do a TWO.

  • If Barack quotes the late, great Molly Ivins, you have to do a THREE.

  • If Hillary puts on a Southern accent, you have to do a THREE.

  • If either one starts a fistfight, you have to do a FOUR.

  • If any of these Texan quotes are used, you have to do a FOUR:
    • There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
    • It’s so hot, the trees are bribing the dogs.
    • Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back in.
    • If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
    • If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
    • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
    • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
    • Don’t squat with your spurs on.
    • It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
    • Always drink upstream from the herd.
    • Never miss a good chance to shut up.


Key:
ONE - A shot, a toke, a small line OR a small kiss to partner
TWO - Chug a beer, a complete joint/full pipe in bong, three lines OR a 30-second French kiss to partner
THREE - A full beer and a shot, two complete joints/two full pipes in bong, four lines OR "Second Base" with partner
FOUR - A six-pack, half a gram, a gram OR the Full Monty
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:02 PM
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1. We'll all be dead before it's over. nt
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GoldieAZ49 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:14 PM
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5. yeah, within the first 20 minutes
:rofl:

I was thinking that, and choked laughing when I read your post.

touche!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:03 PM
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2. If another DUer posts another "drinking game rules" thread, do a "number two"
What the hell kind of sick scat games do you play where you have to "do a number 2" to participate?!
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goodgd_yall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:05 PM
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3. Did you come up with this?
Pretty funny. I like the list of Texan quotes.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:07 PM
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4. The Texan quotes are from some web sites...
The rest I made up...
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GoldieAZ49 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:17 PM
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6. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back in, but I'll giver a try
I would pay money to see Obama say that to Hillary
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:24 PM
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7. Bribing the dogs.... LOL. Makes sense. n/t
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:28 PM
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8. Can't
The only alcohol I have is a bottle of Everclear that I use to make perfume. I'd kill myself if I played a debate drinking game.
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 05:02 PM
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12. perfume, eh?
I'll have to remember that one.

;)
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:28 PM
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9. K&R!!
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 04:47 PM
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10. just promise not to show this to my husband.
he needs no excuses to do any of the non-chemical alternative activities. lol
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 05:01 PM
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11. And if either one of them mentions the Alamo..
put on some Willie Nelson records, down a whole bottle of whiskey and/or go cow tipping with your partner.
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 06:12 PM
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13. Oh no!
That would take at least
half a pound of good weed!

:rofl:
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 06:15 PM
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14. "That would take at least half a pound of good weed."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Rose Siding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 07:41 PM
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15. If anyone says "change" I'm just going right under the table.
It'll be comfortable. I'll take a pillow.
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GoldieAZ49 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 07:58 PM
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16. kick, line them up!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:07 PM
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17. TWO!
Ann Richards reference!
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:08 PM
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18. Ann Richards! TWO!
Edited on Thu Feb-21-08 08:11 PM by zulchzulu
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:09 PM
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19. I gotta run to the store for more scotch. This bottle won't last under those terms.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:10 PM
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20. Couple in San Antonio! ONE!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:11 PM
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21. ONE
Obama telling personal stories about people he's met
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:21 PM
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22. If you want to do a FOUR at any time, by all means...
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:30 PM
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23. How many shots do you take if she just parrots everything Obama just said?
:shrug:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:48 PM
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24. NEW RULE: Hillary parroting Obama is a TWO
Edited on Thu Feb-21-08 08:49 PM by zulchzulu
That should get everybody pretty looped...

:rofl:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:52 PM
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25. NEW RULE: Texan quote about All hat, no cattle is a FOUR!
Do it. Now.

:rofl:
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Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:53 PM
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26. I was looking to your post to point that out. Good one.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 08:54 PM
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27. Solutions!
:beer:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 09:00 PM
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28. ONE! Hope...
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 09:12 PM
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29. NEW RULE: Using a 90's term like "Xerox" is a TWO
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 09:14 PM
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30. This is personal for me
:rofl:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 09:40 PM
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31. In the final minutes, you are now on a TWO every 45 seconds
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 09:49 PM
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32. Thanks for playing y'all!
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