Well, I never! How can PopeObamaOsamaAndHisMama and his BotArmy EVER inflict this on

us poor, unsuspecting DUPES he's fooling into voting for him and his Plan To Ruin America?

I'm gonna tell you this, and you can even CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF, and DECIDE if you're being DUPED, not that you'd know that if you have already HAD HIS KOOLAID TO DRINK, and are therefore TOO IGNORANT TO EVEN TRY TO TALK TO.

Ya know, and I SWEAR that nobody planted this idea in my head, but ya know, I could SWEAR I've seen a COUPLE of pictures of Michelle Obama (IF that's her REAL NAME, and not something like "BurkahsForAll"), and in those pictures, if you looked REAL hard, and applied a bit of imagination, she would start to look, if you REALLY knew just WHERE to look, an AWFUL LOT (or a little bit here and there)like none other than CONDOLEEZA RICE! And WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS, all of you apologists of every stripe?

Now, before you start attacking me, you know that I'd NEVER say it was because "black women all look the same."

Especially because it's WAY more subtle than that, the way the Evil M$M Experts doctor those picture. With the help of the Rovian shadow operatives.

What amazes me is that YOU PEOPLE, you politically-naive pissants, do not have the Olympian Political Sagacity that I have, since I found this BIG DEAL that NEEDS TO BE LOOKED INTO, and YOU didn't.

Senator Barama MUST prove, and he MUST prove it RIGHT NOW, that his wife and Ms Rice have been photographed together...in the SAME ROOM, WITH witnesses, and in a high enough resolution that we can carefully examine the picture for any Photoshop shenanigans, so we can KNOW FOR SURE that Mister O. Hussein Obama is not, in fact, married to CONDOLEEZA RICE, and not TELLING US about it..

Otherwise, his campaign is OVER, no matter how much explaining he tries to do.

Refute THIS one, Obamaniacs, if you dare.

Redstone

(PS: I'm working on a Hillary-based version for tomorrow, as well. I like to be fair, as you know.)

Two questions:
1) Do you think I captured the spirit of GD-P well enough?
2) Any bets that I'll get snide responses from people who actually thought I was SERIOUS?

Redstone

I thought you were going to leave us alone take a break from General Discussion: Politics?

No. You're going to have to stay here and suffer along with the rest of us.

Redstone

You're the biggest troll here and YOU KNOW IT! :P

Alerting...

Redstone

with all the "what the fuck's?!" that are sure to come.

i hate it when its hard to tell if its parody or its real

you may, just MAY either have spent too much time in GD-P (where, I'll grant reality is hard to divine sometimes), or may (just some friendly advice) need to get out of the house more frequently.

I'ts pretty bad when a sense of humor is hard to recognise in a discussion board--NOT that that's any fault of yours; it's just the kind of place GD-P has turned in to.

Redstone

and you did not get it or now was your reply to me a parody and I didn't get that or

not knowing what you do know isn't the same as knowing you don't know something that isn't known

oh shit now i am channeling Donald Rumsfield

can't follow my convoluted, terribly-written 'conspiracy path," it's NOT because I'm carrying on about something that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, it's because YOU'RE IGNORANT!!!

Go ahead, TELL me that my original post is not worth the electrons it took to type it, even though the truth is that it's not, because it's a JOKE and I made it all up. I made up EVERY WORD, in fact. YOU WIN if you do that, because that's the EXACT TRUTH.

But if I keep on replying with lots of CAPITAL LETTERS in my posts, so my messages look like ACTUAL ACCUSATIONS, even though they're not, I might have proved a point in this forum tonight.

What do you think?

Redstone

You mean you're NOT supposed to use capitals in posts. gee, now how is that gonna work?

absolutely true, how could you not be totally serious?

nice post Redstone, glad to see someone here still has a sense of humor and you captured the tone of GD-P perfectly.

they charge in here with so many hairs up their asses about one candidate or the other.)

Do we have a deal?

Redstone

Yes, I know you weren't serious. Yes, you nailed GD-P lately.

I'm still LMAO :rofl: I bet you do get snide comments, but you have captured the essence of GD-P.:toast:

...it's that you're "Series111"...because that would be HUGH.

Really, really HUGH.

:rofl:

it applied to me for the first time I can remember.

Redstone

:rofl:

Redstone

eom

Redstone

Redstone

of it's another current buzzword or phrase I don't know about. Because I miss a LOT f those.

Redstone

Redstone

of either candidate's face, as seems to be the standard there?

You want to "hold up the standards" of GD-P? You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.

redstone

Two wrongs etc.....

And "Johnny does it also" may work in grade school, it doesn't work here.

:D

of your mother, or it's not strong enough for this forum.

Redstone

:rofl:

RL

about the middle to the end of March.

Then I'll try them on for fit.

Redstone

:hi:

RL

geesh

Redstone

but thanks for proving that you think you're on some sort of pedestal above everyone else. I guess that's what I get for having one too many windows open before. Jeesh.

back up its thudding, final, and inarguable weight of opinion.

Redstone

:eyes:

RL

"Olympian Political Sagacity" ...my favorite line. :thumbsup:

question 1. Yes
question 2. As a result of question 1...Yes

I think it's been proven over and over, that people do not read the words as they appear on the page, but rather read a sentence of two, draw a conclusion, and go to town.