2008 Democratic Primaries at the Movies.

The D.i.V.A.S.

The Nominee, aka "Black Mamba"
Dennis Kucinich, aka "Cotton Mouth"
Mike Gravel, aka "Copperhead"
John Edwards, aka "Sidewinder"
Joe Biden, aka "California Mountain Snake"



"I should have been motherfucking 'Black Mamba!'"



"My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck."



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Aaaah, you have friend who lives in Kennebunk Port? What is his name?

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"Hattori Hanzo"



Gasp!



"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."



"Silly Rabbit"



"Trix are for kids."



"For mocking you earlier... I apologize..."



"Tony, Tony, Tony... My dear sweet Tony. There's only one more thing I want to ask..."



"That man deserves his nomination... and we... deserve... to drop out."



"And that's what we call a 'Texas Firewall'"



"Ahhhh! My eyes! YOU BITCH! Aughaughaughaughaughaugh!"



"Weren't you driving a bus?"



"The Straight Talk Express. The wheels fell off"



"What were we talking about?"



"Where's Hill?"



"Ah, jes. Where's Hill!"



"How do I look?"

"You look great."



The End