Email from John McCain (he's going to change the course of human history!!!)

Roland99

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Wed Mar-05-08 05:16 PM
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Email from John McCain (he's going to change the course of human history!!!)

As president, I intend to reduce the size of the federal government, reduce your tax burden and win the war against Islamic extremists. My Democratic opponents will increase the size of the federal government, raise your taxes and withdraw our troops from the front lines based on an arbitrary timeline.

WOW!!

In a mere 4-8 years he's going to overcome *centuries* of social conditioning of radical Muslims the world over.

Pretty fucking amazing!

I think we should all vote for the guy. I wanna see this!!

:evilgrin:

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maxsolomon

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Wed Mar-05-08 05:19 PM
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1. he forgot to say "my friends"

my friend.

how the F is he going to REDUCE our tax burden with the economy in the toilet & mountains of war debt driving us further into the ditch?

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Roland99

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Wed Mar-05-08 05:26 PM
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2. Oh but he did!

The email started off with:

Dear Friend

:-)

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kimmerspixelated

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Wed Mar-05-08 05:29 PM
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3. Exactly, and especially with that

100 year war crap!

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The Traveler

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Wed Mar-05-08 05:41 PM
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4. Smokin' the good stuff

No wonder he blinks all the time

:evilgrin:

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Rosa Luxemburg

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Wed Mar-05-08 06:13 PM
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5. martial law, draft, Emmanuel Goldstein - what more do you need?

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Mike03

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Wed Mar-05-08 06:16 PM
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6. McCain is my senator, and he's senile....

What frightens me more than McCain are his diehard supporters. What could they possibly be thinking?

Incidentally, I've written to McCain at least a dozen times and have never received a response, not even a generic email.

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midora

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Wed Mar-05-08 06:17 PM
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7. Whatever You Say, Mac

Are you going to put a man on Mars, too?

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Mz Pip

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Wed Mar-05-08 06:22 PM
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8. He should put himself

on Mars. His brain is halfway there already.

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rug

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Wed Mar-05-08 06:24 PM
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9. This guy does not need a Saladin to kick his ass.

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zbdent

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Wed Mar-05-08 06:50 PM
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10. yeah, I remember Repukes saying "You can't stop two groups of people from fighting

over who f*cked whose goat in the 4th century" when it was Clinton trying to stop the modern-day holocaust ... and yet they're saying "Hey, if we stay in Iraq, we'll have them singing kumbaya ..."

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