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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:07 PM
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Maureen Dowd Has Issues
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/09/opinion/09dowd.html?hp

"I was covered..." "I was splattered..." "I felt guilty..." "'It's on my ear,' he complained"... "Mockingly, plucking on his shirt..." "Not only on my face and hands, but all over the candidate's picture"

All in the first few paragraphs, and she's writing about barbecue sauce.

It's hornier than "The American President" or "West Wing" fan fiction could ever have imagined.

Sure, MoDo is an easy target, but she's everybody's favorite "Let's Play ArmChair Analyst" columnist in mainstream media, isn't she?
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:09 PM
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1. huh, I read it and just pictured barbecue sauce. nt
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closeupready Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:10 PM
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2. She's gotta be doing this on purpose.
Every single sentence of the first part of this begins with a sexually charged Freudian phrase. Issues indeed.
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woolldog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:13 PM
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3. So you're saying
she has the hots for Barack?
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closeupready Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:14 PM
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5. Oh! That must be it.
Nice going, putting that together. I wasn't getting that, but I see now.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:19 PM
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7. How d'ya get invited to barbecue night at MoDo's
Sounds hot, juicy, n' smoky.

:sarcasm:
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:37 PM
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8. I'm picturing an upcoming SNL Maureen Dowd Skit
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:14 PM
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4. hmmm
very erotic
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K Gardner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:18 PM
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6. "She's trying to give me hair on my chest.." arrgghhh... dontthinkaboutit
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