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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:46 PM
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It's 3 a.m. The RED phone rings.
A woman's voice answers in a flat, midwestern tone. "Hello?"

"Bill, it's for you."
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:48 PM
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1. What I want to know is...
Does Hillary always have her pants-suit and her glasses on at 3 a.m.?
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:50 PM
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2. Why do you want to know that, and does your PO know you talk like that?
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:56 PM
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4. In the commercial it shows her answering the phone that way
Most women are wearing nighties or nuttin' at that time of the morning :shrug:
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:58 PM
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5. Shame on me. I've never actually seen the ad.
I still parody it, though.
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greguganus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:59 PM
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7. you wanna see her in a nighty or nuttin'? n/t
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 03:08 PM
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9. If it were 1992
Hillary looked pretty hot back then and she had longer hair too.
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 03:23 PM
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12. Were you in prison?
Just askin' ....
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 03:07 PM
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8. Wrong question: Why does she wear her pajamas 24/7?
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:54 PM
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3. Can't the Clintons get better ring tones?
Geez, the old fashioned Ma Bell ringer is just so crusty.
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 02:58 PM
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6. What tunes would you suggest?
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 03:12 PM
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11. Oh I don't know, would the Crazy Frog song be appropriate?
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-10-08 03:12 PM
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10. I'm Sorry
The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
Hang up and dial again, or dial your operator for assistance.
This is a recording.
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