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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:23 PM
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Obama cannot win and needs to realize that Hillary is omnipotent.
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:31 PM by CitizenRob
:sarcasm:

There are several reasons Obama cannot win:
1) He is black and the US hates blacks
2) He is also a white male and us progressives can't support that patriarchal hierarchy any longer!
3) His lead over Hillary just shows how little he is liked.
4) He is not Martin Luther King Jr reincarnated.
5) He is not JFK reincarnated.
6) He hates America according to Bill Clinton.
7) He doesn't have any experience, nope, not one bit. Unlike my goddess Hillary.
8. He leads the newest 'cult' on the block
9. He wants to TALK to our friends AND enemies (oh the horror)
10.He talks to Americans like adults. WTF, who is he kidding?!
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:25 PM
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1. And next week, Fox News will have exclusive photos of Obama kicking puppies and kittens!
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:38 PM by Ken Burch
And he bites the heads off of Marshmallow Peeps too.

:sarcasm:
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:30 PM
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6. I was at one of his rallies and he demanded that all supporters bring puppies to sacrifice!
And he ate them live on stage! I saw it with my own eyes!!!!

His blood lust knows no bounds!!
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:32 PM
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8. Shhhh!!!!!!!
You signed an oath of secrecy during your Obama Rally Pre-Haze, don't you remember????

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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:33 PM
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10. It was right after they made you bathe in fresh puppy blood.
Y'know, during the classic soul medley?
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:36 PM
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18. That part was magical.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:41 PM
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25. The rally was straight out of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Obama ripped a beating heart out of a man, while we fell to our knees! (or some people say) :rofl:
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:35 PM
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16. Oh my god. Godbama won't smite me for breaking my oath well he?
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:38 PM
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22. Be not afraid, my child. He is a merciful Godbama.
n/t.
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:39 PM
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24. ...though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for Godbama art with me!
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:39 PM by CitizenRob
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Yes We Did Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:33 PM
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11. And slapping babies... Don't forget slapping babies.
:sarcasm:
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:37 PM
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20. I must have missed the child abuse portion of the speech. So, he's pro not con right?
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:44 PM
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29. Well, they ladle up huge bowls of hardy baby stew* at these rallies, or some people say...
*Now with more baby. :rofl:
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:45 PM
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31. Vegetarian Obamanites can ask for the batch with tofu baby parts
n/t.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:47 PM
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34. Mock baby stew.
Yum!
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:48 PM
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35. Is baby the secret ingredient that made the Godbama soup so good?
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:48 PM by CitizenRob
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:51 PM
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37. That and the secret anti-christ herbs and spices.*
*patent pending.
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:07 PM
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47. Mmmmm... nothing makes me happier than secret herbs and spices.
Especially tinged with a little evil!
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Bigleaf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:35 PM
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17. Never mind that. Fox News posted pictures of Obama with a young girl on a beach today. Scandalous!
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reflection Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:41 PM
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26. I know he was the one
who ate the ears off my chocolate bunnies. SOB!
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:43 PM
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28. It's all right. We're there for you.
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:43 PM by Ken Burch
:grouphug:

Counseling is available.
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reflection Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:44 PM
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30. I'm just glad to have closure.
When the ears were gone, I knew either Obama had eaten them or my bunny had gotten mixed up in some of that sniper fire that seems so prevalent these days.
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skater314159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:56 PM
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39. Bah!
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:56 PM by skater314159
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skater314159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:56 PM
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40. Darned sputtering internets!
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:57 PM by skater314159
...
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skater314159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:56 PM
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42. This VERY PICTURE will be PHOTOSHOPPED
so that it has Obama's head and is seen as proof that he is Eeeeeeeevvvvillllllllll!!!!1!!!!evil!!!!!
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:01 PM
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45. Uhm, that isn't Obama? They all look the same to me (Gods, not black people.)
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 04:01 PM by CitizenRob
You're a racist if you thought I meant anything else.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:26 PM
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2. why would you reinforce such BS with even more sarcastic negative BS ???
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:27 PM
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4. Cause GD: P is a parody within itself.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:37 PM
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21. okay can't disagree with you on that
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:27 PM
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3. Yeah, hilarly is
omnipotently toxic.
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futureliveshere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:29 PM
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5. You forgot
:sarcasm:


8. He leads the newest 'cult' on the block
9. He wants to TALK to our friends AND enemies (oh the horror)
10.He(gasp) has something intelligent to say about the subject of race, healthcare, foreign policy, environment and the economy which involves a collaborative effort. Is that weak or what!!
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:31 PM
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7. Good points! I added (but modified 10)
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:32 PM
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9. Obama turned me into a NEWT!
...I got better...
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:34 PM
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13. .
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:33 PM
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12. You forgot he's trying to start a race war backed by the Panthers
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:34 PM by sfexpat2000
AND Tiger Woods.

:sarcasm:
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:34 PM
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14. Which race would Tiger fight AS?
he's got three or four to choose from...
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:35 PM
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15. The good one?
lol
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:38 PM
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23. Ooooh cat fights!!! They're mean! MeeeeYOW!!!
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 03:57 PM by CitizenRob
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:36 PM
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19. Honestly!
And then there's that whole "doesn't walk on his knuckles" thing ... I mean, what's up with that?
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:46 PM
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32. I prefer people who drag them to people who walk on them.
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:52 PM
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38. You have to admire their fortitude, though
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:42 PM
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27. not the least bit presidential
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:47 PM
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33. Shut up and pass the koolaid!........n/t
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:49 PM
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36. Godbama orders us to drink from the Kool-Aid, and we do. For we are loyal servants of Godbama.
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:56 PM
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41. You can lead them to
the koolaid, you cant make them drink ::sigh:::
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:02 PM
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46. So true... so true.
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:56 PM
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43. She seems to be
Omnipresent as well.
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CitizenRob Donating Member (834 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:59 PM
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44. Yes! YES!!!! Godbama cannot compare to Hillary!
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