Let's Push This Into The Vernacular: Not Worth The Shrapnel In Kerry's Ass

Dick Cheney attacks Kerry? That chickenhawk isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

Karen Hughes attacks Kerry? That (ahem) lady isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

Ed Gillespie gives it a shot? That knucklehead isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

How about Mark Racicot? That dipstick isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

A drunk-driving AWOL cokehead is comparing himself to Kerry? That illiterate chimp isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

Having difficulties winning political arguments in bars with conservatives who don't respect the rules of rational debate? Just tell them that Bush isn't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass. Even dittoheads can understand that message. Watch them blubber...

And I'm going to use that regularly.

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maybe it's a girl thing and the machismo sound of it turns me off, but I think that is one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard. I wouldn't use it much. It's totally classless.

it isn't worth the shrapneL in john kerry's ass.

ooh, my first time using it.

... the people who aren't motivated by machismo or posturing are already on board. This is for the remainder.

Activist: "Adlai, every thinking person is behind you!"
Stevenson: "But I need a majority."

eom

really good

I'll use it, loudly, and often; and anyone who doesn't like it is welcome to call me a lesbian feminist witch. But who cares? They aren't worth the shrapnel in John Kerry's ass.

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Flash needed.

might as well run it.

I'm going to use it.

Simply beautiful, Sir! Congratulations! The best agit-prop yet seen on this forum....

"That crap's not worth the shrapnel in Kerry's ass!"

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"