Top Ten Problems NOT Attributable to HILLARY CLINTON

10. Hillary is NOT running on the Republican ticket.

9. Hillary is NOT personally responsible for global warming or the worldwide deterioration of the ozone layer.

8. Hillary does NOT cause male pattern baldness.

7. There is NO Biblical passage which identifies Hillary as the Anti-Christ.

6. Hillary does NOT advocate the death penalty for traffic offenses.

5. Diabetes, high cholesterol, restless leg syndrome or erectile dysfunction are merely some of the ailments NOT attributed by the close proximity of Hillary Clinton.

4. Hillary Clinton does NOT endorse puppy mills.

3. Hillary Clinton is NOT the reason behind the high divorce rate in the United States.

2. Satan worshipers do NOT slay entire families in the name of Hillary Clinton.

1. Hillary Clinton did NOT et mah behbee.


Yet, in light of all these reasons and including a lot of the other ridiculously hostile bullshit that gets pasted around here for "facts", I'm still voting for Obama.

Why?

Because I like him better and that's all I need. Nothing more, nothing tin foily bullshitty.


When this is all primary shit is over, Obama people and Hillary people need to drop their pitchforks and tire irons and embrace each other in the spirit of unity behind OUR DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE.

My suggestion: Don't burn bridges to your allies.

Agree to disagree and respect each other.



In other words, show some class.

Rant over!

Ah, nevermind.

:thumbsup: Great rant! :rofl:

Shit!!!! There goes my talking point for the last two months.

Where is the obvious choice for #1: Hillary did not FORCE me to consume half a bottle of habanero hot sauce last night, and Hillary is NOT responsible for the attending PAIN AND SUFFERING I experienced this morning. :grr:

:o

And are you sure about erectile dysfunction?

The revolution will not be televised!

Will not be televised!

Will not be televised!

:kick:

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

I'm afraid I can't stay as calm as you. I'm trying, though.

I wish more posters here could stay as focused.


Though I might not be uncommitted even today if one of the candidates would come out in support of the death penalty for slow drivers in the left hand lane. :shrug:

keeps bringing the sanity.

Nicely done, sir.

Mark Penn emits a lot of methane.