question: "how would you use president bush?"
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:40 PM
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question: "how would you use president bush?"
TomInTib
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:43 PM
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1. When you ain't got a pot to piss in....
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:43 PM
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2. Barack was spot on with the father. Personally, I would have said I
wouldn't use him or consult him on anything...lol.
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:44 PM
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3. We will send teams of agents to Argentina to track Bush down and arrest him.
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:45 PM
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4. To hold down a cot in a jail cell
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:45 PM
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5. As an example to the nation and the world that
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:48 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:45 PM
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6. Toilet bowl brush. Definetly.
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:46 PM
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10. that was gonna be MY answer!
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:49 PM
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16. Ok, I'll share. Double toilet bowl brush, Cheney and Bush duo
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:46 PM
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7. I'd cart him around with me everywhere I went.
And if I did something stupid or people disagreed with me, I could say "hey, at least I'm not him!". I think that would be very effective.
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:46 PM
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For a very lonely large prisoner in a federal prison. "You have pretty teeth"
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:47 PM
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13. I'd tie him to the end of a stick
and use him to sweep up the monkey shit at the national zoo.
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:48 PM
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15. empower people...what the fuck does that mean?
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:50 PM
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17. I'd hang his official portrait in the Oval Office opposite my desk
and whenever I got angry and frustrated I would throw shit at it. I'd use the original model, but I don't think they let you throw shit at the prisoners in SuperMax, even if you're the president. :(
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:50 PM
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Bedtime story to frighten children. Amusing walk-on in the Mayberry movie. The host of a new season of Apprentice : "You're promoted."
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:50 PM
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19. Hopefully some big guy in a prison
would have his way with him over and over again. Add in a few daily beatings and it would suffice.
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Wed Apr-16-08 08:59 PM
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20. Use President Bush as Congressional Page
He should learn how the Legislative Branch works, too bad is could've happened before he became head of the Executive Branch.
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Wed Apr-16-08 09:00 PM
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21. As fertilizer. It's the only practical use for
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Wed Apr-16-08 09:01 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 09:04 PM
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23. Please be courteous and flush after you use the President Bush!!!
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Wed Apr-16-08 09:04 PM
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24. I'm gonna laugh all nite
on that answer! :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:
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Wed Apr-16-08 09:06 PM
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25. Retraction: I wrote "cat meat"
Edited on Wed Apr-16-08 09:07 PM by JoFerret
I would not do that. Too cruel. Apologies all round.
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Thu Apr-17-08 09:24 AM
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26. He'd make a terrible boat anchor...
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Thu Apr-17-08 01:02 PM
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27. I was ticked that neither one of them said, "No, I would not use him for anything but a doorstop."
I mean, that is one thing they could have absolutely agreed upon and been honest about. Why does Bush deserve that sort of kindness?
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Fri Apr-18-08 03:37 PM
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Fri Apr-18-08 03:38 PM
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Fri Apr-18-08 03:38 PM
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30. As a doorstop for the Oval Room bathroom (nt)
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Fri Apr-18-08 03:40 PM
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31. Sorry. He's "useless". But I'd like to lock him in a trunk with a rabid wolverine.
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Fri Apr-18-08 03:56 PM
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32. Let him go on TV to demonstrate
How waterboarding isn't torture How being naked and covered in shit isn't torture How being threatened and sometimes btten by guard dogs isn't torture How being put in stress positions isn't torture How sensory deprivation isn't torture Then he could begin all over again ... and again ... and again
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Fri Apr-18-08 03:58 PM
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I wouldn't use him at all. For anything. It's get in the way no matter what his assigned task was.
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Fri Apr-18-08 04:11 PM
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34. Red State Update said "Clearing Brush"
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Fri Apr-18-08 05:28 PM
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35. As a toilet brush. nt
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