Hillary Clinton Commemorated in Latest Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream - EmbellishMint

Written by La Pluma

Waterbury, VT - Frozen dessert innovators, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, have once again revealed their culturally conscious marketing expertise, by announcing their newest ice cream flavor. One sure to catch the eye, and tantalize the tummies, of Presidential nominee news-watchers and sweet-tooths across all fifty states.

Following in the traditions of such iconic personalized iced treats as Cherry Garcia and Phish Food, the very successful Vermont creamery has combined this year's hottest political topic, the Democratic Presidential campaign, with their always humorous, and insightful, marketing techniques. The result was the "better-with-every-bite" taste of Hillary Clinton's EmbellishMint. A cold served delicacy sure to be a hit for the elitist, the bitter and the unemployed alike.

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While some people may be unfamiliar with the company's long-standing sense of humor, and will probably be disappointed by what they find once they have bought their first container of Hillary's EmbellishMint, most Americans will get a good laugh once they realize that each lavishly mint decorated carton is actually filled with nothing more than pure Vanilla with a carefully placed drop of green food coloring in the center.

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Link to this made-up story:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i33965

Just for the laugh and pictures :rofl:

Man I love Ben and Jerry's.


Damn those calories!