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Take a drink every time:
--Tweety says something stupid, sexist, sexually creepy, or acts like he's a "Pennsylvania expert" --Keith rolls his eyes at something Tweety says or makes a cautionary remark like "Easy there" or "Down, boy," as if Tweety is a huge uncontrollable drooling sheepdog he's got on a leash --Tweety interrupts Keith --Keith has to interrupt Tweety to tell him it's time for a commercial break --Pat Buchanan breaks the 120,000-decibel barrier --Rachel Maddow says something that makes Pat look like an idiot --Tweety tries to make some clever literary or pop-culture reference to show he's just as smart as Keith --Anyone says "And with X% of the vote counted, it's...TOO CLOSE TO CALL!" --Any professional spinmeister/supporter from Camp Hillary uses the words "solutions" or "experience" --Any professional spinmeister/supporter from Camp Obama uses the words "hope" or "change" --Keith or Rachel say anything that makes the crew laugh --Tweety looks annoyed at Keith
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