Hillary visits a psychic

After spending several days campaigning for Hillary and losing his temper, Bill Clinton cost his wife many votes
and many headaches. To escape the pressures of the campaign--Hillary decided to duck out and visit a local
psychic in Muncie, Indiana.

From a dark, hazy room, the mystic peered into her crystal ball and delivered grave news.

"There is no easy way to say this, Hillary," warned the psychic. "Prepare to be a widow. Your husband will die
a violent and painful death, shortly after you lose your bid for the Democratic primary."

Hillary fixated on the psychic's piercing eyes, then glanced at a single, flickering candle--then down at her own quivering
hands.

She took a few deep breaths, and managed to compose herself.

She simply must know. She had to know.

Searching deep into the fortune teller's gaze, Hillary steadied her voice, and asked her the painful, critical question:

"Will I be acquitted?"

NT

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