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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:36 PM
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Breaking: Mullets Draw Favor in Bluegrass State
Edited on Sun May-04-08 03:39 PM by redstate_democrat


Mullets Draw Favor in Bluegrass State



May 4, 2008

LOUISVILLE - Working-class whites, although a shrinking segment of the overall U.S. population, will be incredibly important to the determination of this year's presidential election. In 1940 they accounted for more than 85% of adults 25 and older; by 2007, that percentage was only 48%. These voters tend to be concentrated in states that have been most competitive in recent presidential elections. As a result of their potency as a voting bloc and their importance to what the Clinton campaign has deemed "the important states, the Democratic candidates have increased their outreach efforts to this dying demographic by campaigning in small, rural towns across the rust belt.

In a new study for the MacGyver-McGruber Institution, visiting fellow Billy Ray Buckner argues that the test for Democrats is not whether they can win working-class whites outright but whether they can hold their losses from 2004 and capitalize on the lower end of this demographic by seizing that all important "low information mullet head".

Senator Hillary Clinton has been very successful in this regard. She has consistently held on to this demographic even as she has lost other key groups of her coalition, including white women and seniors. She has reached out to these voters by proposing plans for a "gas tax holiday" and has reversed her position on trade agreements like NAFTA by arguing for stronger trade standards.

But there is one other key element in her plan to reach these voters: the mullet.

Senator Clinton's hairstyle has evolved throughout this election to resemble the "mullet", a cultural and often times political expression of the white working-class voter. The mullet became popular in the 70s and hit its peak in the 80s. But the decline of its mainstream popularity did not stop those in the white working-class demographic from continuing wearing the hairstyle.

Earl Cyrus, 46, Pikeville, has worn a mullet since 1979. He has voted Republican in every election since 1980 and is a self-identifying "Reagan Democrat". Asked why he votes for Republicans even as he identifies himself as a Democrat, he said "the Democrats haven't embraced my values for a long time. My people don't sip lattes and drive compact cars. We like beer, guns, pick ups, and mullets. I didn't leave the Democratic party, they left me."

Earl's sentiment is held by many in the so-called white working class demographic. They like mullets. They like beer. They like guns. They like pick ups.

"You see, Democrats seem to think that stuff like jobs, education, the economy, and the Constitution are the most important things on everybody's minds. I don't think so. When you clock out on a Friday evening, nobody's thinking about the Constitution. They're thinking about getting in their pick up, driving over to the Kroger to pick up a case of Budweiser, polishing the rifles for the weekend, and bowling a 300 at Stardust Lanes. What does the Constitution have to do with that?"

Asked why he thinks "mullet heads" will be an important key to the race in Kentucky, he smiled and pointed to the mullet he has grown since 1979.

"People will finally come to understand the power of the mullet. Hell, Hillary Clinton understands it. She has one now. My wife has one. My boy has one. My grandmother has one. If people can't respect our way of life, then they have no business coming around here."

Asked whether he believed Senator Barack Obama has a chance to earn the votes of "mullet heads" or white working-class voters, Earl, seemingly confused, had one question: "Can black people grow mullets?"



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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:39 PM
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1. What a dumb ass !
Who in the frick needs the Constitution anyway !! :mad:
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anigbrowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:52 PM
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10. Another turning point in the history of the humor impaired
As punishment, you should take a sharpie and write 'warning: may contain satire' along the top edge of your monitor.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:04 PM
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18. Oops !
Sorry. It could have been real. It is not that far off from what some folks think. Got me! :blush:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:41 PM
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2. ROFL!!
Nice satire. Link, or is it your own stuff? :rofl:

Hillary has a mullet!
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:47 PM
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6. This is a serious piece of journalism and could totally break this election wide open!
Edited on Sun May-04-08 03:56 PM by redstate_democrat
Mullet heads have totally been underestimated this year.

:evilgrin:

Oh and no link. I got a special copy of the report from the reporter who broke the story. The report is currently being vetted and approved by the Clinton campaign before it is printed in today's late edition.

:evilgrin:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:44 PM
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3. FOCK, LOL. Somehow I never associated Hillary with Policy wonk...
OR a connoisseur of the mullet. Maybe I was wrong about the mullet, eh??


:rofl:
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Cali_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:45 PM
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4. That was funny as hell!!!
:rofl:
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:51 PM
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9. lol
:evilgrin:
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Life Long Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:47 PM
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5. shhhhhh..... ppsssttt!! hey... come here... for a second....shhhhhh...
"How would you like to be in the White House right now?"
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flpoljunkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:49 PM
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7. "Low information mullet head?" Hillary's demographic, at this point.
Actually, I think she's just doesn't always have time for styling her hair, as for her "mullet" hairdo.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:50 PM
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8. Effing hilarious!, r_d. KnR
Had me going there, for a while.
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:55 PM
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11. Have you seen "American Mullet"?
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:57 PM
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13. I can't say that I have.
nt
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:00 PM
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15. They actually analyze the commonalities between mullet-wearing groups
including lesbians, latino soccer fans, and drag racers. Pretty interesting cultural analysis.
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CherokeeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:56 PM
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12. Oh my....
I really have issues with stereotypes and hate it when anyone tries to label any group of people or any region, lumping everyone into a type. However, as a Kentuckian, I beg you...please do not think all people in KY are like this idiot. Idiot's exist everywhere but, geez, we had to get this one? I believe that this "gentleman" exemplifies the real problem in this country...education. "What does the Constitution have to do with picking up beer at Kroger?" OH MY...
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Bensthename Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:59 PM
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14. LMFAO.. Best read all day, thanks..
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:02 PM
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17. You're welcome.
:evilgrin:
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Political Heretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:01 PM
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16. "low informaiton mullet head" - low information...that's the funniest euphemism for "stupid"
I think I've ever heard.
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Tribetime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:05 PM
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19. Lmao excellent thanks
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 07:25 PM
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20. Only one problem...
Earl should have been quoted accurately as saying "What does the Constitution have to do with 'at?"

No true resident of Kentucky, West Virginia or southern Ohio would actually be caught dead pronouncing his "th"s. They all learn to swallow them at birth.
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knixphan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 12:35 PM
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21. my oh my!
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thevoiceofreason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 12:38 PM
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22. Sexist - with women, they are called femullets
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