For those of you who think it's over one candidate truly won tonight...

That would be me. See I've been waiting to get Obama in a one on one battle all along. Like Rudy Giuliani and his genius Florida strategy, the Wetzelbill/Kurovski campaign has had a plan to go after the last few states all along. Now let's see, I'm from Montana, so I have that one wrapped up. West Virginia has a "Wetzel County" so I got name recognition there. Things are looking good.

I feel confident going into the homestretch. The battle has just begun. Sure I have no delegates, money and nobody knows who the hell I am, but a freaking movement is a freaking movement. Irregardless of the negatives, for all intensive purposes, this race is far from over. I am a perfectly cromulant candidate and my VP Kurovski embiggens what are country is about. He knows the meaning of "is", he's never choked on a pretzel and he wears a flag lapel pin... a rainbow colored one...that's good right?

Vote Wetzebill/Kurovski '08

Sort of like that thing about the elephant & choosing a color that starts with G.

so I did it. :)

K&R!

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Check out my good news!

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This is just the beginning!

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Just keep at it, more publications will come. :)

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

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which I think was said in one of my campaign press releases.

Bastard.

Kurovski is my Cheney and bicentennial_baby is my Rove and they do all the underhanded stuff, while I act like an amiable dunce. Which is not so much of an act as it is a fact.

Right?

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I'm like 3/4ths done with my International Affairs degree.

although I might have went with Indian Studies instead and wrote my thesis on the mid-60s National Congress of American Indians and their doings. Foreign policy started out as a hobby for me, now it's practically a way of life. :)

I'll give you the job, I may have promised it to somebody already, but hell, I'll just invent another cabinet position if needed.

Just give me the highest security clearances so that I get to see all of the good stuff.

... on your DU Buddy List!

As Carville just said on CNN a few minutes ago, "Hey, that's not a Buddy List - that's a political party!"

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Okay - maybe Carville didn't say exactly that, but I know he was feeling the WetzKurmentum!!!

It was not a pretty sight. I think Carville expected that I would get the Reich endorsement, us short guys stick together. Bob and my family go way back on the shire.....

... sixty pieces of silver according to Carville - so I can see how he would be pissed. If he can score another ten, he'll have enough to afford to furnish his house as tastefully as James and Mary's.

Confession time: I think Reich is one of the sexiest men evah! (And yes, JeffR knows that - he's heard me say it a brazillion times.)

it gave me some hope, haha. I find a certain segment of attractive women like short men. :)

I think if Bill gets anymore silver Hillary's campaign may ask for a loan. :)

Robert Reich (sigh): JeffR and I saw him years ago on a talk-show, and I said, "Hey, if I'd met this guy when I was young, fecund, and single, I would have been Mrs. Reich so fast your head would spin."

Maybe that's why I never supported Hillary - I was just too damned jealous.

has made my whole week. :)

Ha! Jealous of Hillary, now we know your true motivations for criticizing her. :)

and I am an excellent telephone conversationalist at 3am, so go ahead and do what you think you have to do.

I thought you guys had given up, and I was promised a job by Kurovski. I don't remember what it was - something about getting to meet all the famous guys I like. Maybe Kurovski remembers.
And Kurovski will be running stuff, I remember that - you'll be busy choosing First Ladies - one a month or something?

With Kurovski running stuff, how can we go wrong?

Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08!! THERE'S a unity ticket!

but I think my revolving First Ladies agenda can find a suitable replacement. :)

She's far too young to get married. Kurovski said you'd be too busy chasing her, but this engagement MUST be stopped! It could have a terrible effect on the entire world - where is her patriotism?

Women - sheesh!