Barack Hussein Muhammed(sic) Obama behind Kenya Election fiasco!

This was forwarded to me today. It's as sickening as it is hilarious. I wasn't sure weather to laugh or puke. I posted my response after the e-mail...

-------Original Message------


Subject: Missionaries in Kenya know Obama and his family



It just gets scarier and scarier...~jj



Note: forwarded message attached.



Just to be sure this was an authentic letter from the Davis family, I sent it to them and verified that they actually wrote it. You can trust that it is authentic. I received a personal reply from Celeste Davis. Monte



Thought you'd find this interesting. Celeste and Loren Davis are Missionaries in Africa and can shed some firsthand light on one of our Presidential candidates.

Thanks for sending out an alert about Obama. We are living and working in Kenya for almost twelve years now and know his family (tribe) well. They are the ones who were behind the recent Presidential election chaos here. Thousands of people have been displaced by election violence (over 350,000) and I don't know the last count of the dead. Obama, under 'friends of Obama' gave almost a million dollars to the opposition campaign who just happened to be his cousin, Raila Odinga, who is a socialist trained in east germany . He has been trying to bring Kenya down for years and the last president threw him in prison for trying to subvert this country! December 27th elections brought cries from ODM (Odinga Camp) of rigged election. Obama and Raila speak daily. As we watch Obama rise in the US we are sure that whatever happens, he will use the same tactic, crying rigged election if he doesn 't win, and possibly cause a race war in America .

What we would like you to know is what the American press has been keeping a dirty little secret. Obama IS a muslim and he IS a racist and this is a fullfilllment of the 9-11 threat that was just the beginning. Jihad is the only true muslim way. We have been working with them for 20 years this July! He is not an American as we know it. Please encourage your friends and associates not to be taken in by those that are promoting him. It is world wide jihad. All our friends in Europe are very disturbed by the muslim infiltration into their countries.

By the way, his true name is Barak Hussein Muhammed Obama. Won't that sound sweet to our enemies as they swear him in on the Koran!?

God Bless you.

Pray for us here in Kenya . We are still fighting for our nation to withstand the same kind of assault that every nation, including America , is fighting. Takeover from the outside to fit the new world order. As believers, this means we will be the first targets. Here in Kenya , not one mosque was burned down, but hundreds of churches were burned down, some with people in them, burned alive.

Jesus Christ is our peace, but the new world order of Globalism has infiltrated the church and confused believers into thinking that they can compromise and survive. It won't be so. I will send you a newsletter we sent out in February documenting in a more cohesive manner what I've tried to say in a few paragraphs.

Love, Celeste

Celeste and Loren Davis

About our Father's business!

Luke 2:49b

http://www.lorendavis.com/index.html

My Response:

Hi, I only have two things to say. First, you need to keep away from the sharp objects. Second, If Obama somehow managed to "rig an election and speak daily in Kenya" while being a sitting U.S. Senator, and running a campaign for President then he is without a doubt the most organized person on the planet, just the kind of person we need to rid of of 8 years of neo-con/religious rule.

Ok, one more thing, about: Raila Odinga, who is a socialist trained in east germany . He has been trying to bring Kenya down for years and the last president threw him in prison for trying to subvert this country! Wow you know the last guy to go to jail for his political beliefs in Africa was named Mandela.

:popcorn: :spray:

If you enjoy right wing propaganda you're in the wrong party.

If he/she/it could put together a cohesive argument in favor of his/her/it's candidate, he/she/it is hiding it very well... and has been for awhile now..

Then it gets 100 recommendations here.

:popcorn: :spray:

We are going to have one helluva campaign down the stretch....

"More Wars! Less Jobs! McCain '08"

would consider that a good campaign slogan.. :rofl:

Don't they know it should be "FEWER jobs"? ;)

"A Central World Government Is Coming" (featuring: The Antichrist! Atlantis! Masons! The Washington Monument! The United Nations!)
"Global Warming Related to Bible Prophecy"
"Could the Verichip be the Mark of the Beast?"

The good news is that these people denounce George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin (as Masons - whether that's true or not, I don't know. Anyway, it makes them evil, in these people's eyes). So it looks like Obama is in good company.

Ah, an oldie, but a goodie. I heard this on some crazy Christian/conspiracy AM station when driving across Oklahoma (go figure) about four years ago.

Barack Obama is a secret East German agent. OMG, they busted us!

excuse me Francis Gary Powers.

I thought it was Francis Gary Muhammed Powers. I'm just kidding. Guys who get their planes shot down by commies are heroes.

A moment of silence, please, for the original Islamocommiefacistcubanist

distorted, like the crap about 9/11 and Obama = muslim, but there is lots of factual stuff there.


and you equating Odinga to Mandela is the laugh of the century.

Obama is a muslim, Obama caused the election debacle in Kenya, please show me all these facts.


Honestly I don't even know Odinga, but as the saying goes, ones man's insurgent is another man's freedom fighter.


I expect some answers here, some facts, with links to non neo-con hit-job websites, to prove what you are saying. Otherwise you really need to shut the fuck up and get out of my thread.

you can validate all this on your own, I am not gonna go find the links for you, so look for them yourself, believe me, or dont believe me... choice is yours.

Odinga is a member of the same tribe as Obama's family... he is the leader of the tribe actually. He claims to be Obama's cousin, but who knows if that is by blood or in the extended family sense... regardless.

Odinga ran for the presidency of Kenya. His campaign was at least partially bankrolled by Khadaffi. Odinga himself is a professed Christian, but he made a committment to the muslim extremists in Kenya that he would allow them to institute Sharia law in the predominantly muslim areas of Kenya if they supported his bid for the presidency.

During Odinga's campaign, Barack went to Kenya and, while he didnt campaign "FOR" Odinga, he did speak at a great many of Odinga organized events and gave speeches that criticized the human rights track record of the current government... (Odinga's opponent). This occurred to such a degree that the Kenyan government made a formal complaint to the US State Dept because Obama was interfering in the internal politics of a foreign government and Obama was censured accordingly.

Obama also introduced Odinga to Dick Morris, who became an advisor to the Odinga campaign.

When Odinga lost the election, Odinga's people (including Barack's militantly muslim brother Roy "Abongo" Obama) tried to over throw the government. During this coup attempt, tens of thousands were killed and hundreds of thousands of people were displaced.

I'm totally bookmarking this thread.

Snopes: Barack Obama's uncle has denied Odinga's claim that the two men are directly related, saying: "Odinga's mother came from this area, so it is normal for us to talk about cousins. But he is not a blood relative." Even if Raila Odinga and Barack Obama were in fact distant relatives, their connection would merely be a genetic one and not any meaningful form of familial relationship.



Nothing at all to do with Obama, nothing to debunk.



Snopes: Although the Obama campaign acknowledged that Senator Obama spoke to Raila Odinga by telephone "for about five minutes" in January 2008 (he also made a public appearance with Odinga during a trip to Kenya in August 2006), we could find nothing substantiating the claim that "Obama and Raila speak daily."


Only citations of this I can find are in right-wing blogs. Fail. Actually, since Morris was close to the Clinton's for years, it's much more likely that one of them was more responsible for this. As far as I know.



Guilt by astronomically remote, extreme association. Hope you didn't strain anything reaching that far.

i said Odinga claimed to be related but who knows... OH NOES!

I never claimed they spoke daily. so what's the point of that? But it does say that he spoke at Odinga events in late 2006, which would be the run up to Odinga's presidential campaign in late 2006-2007....

Dick Morris fucking hates the Clintons ever since he was fired because he let $20 hookers listen in on his phone calls with the president... really. (he also was into toe sucking... just FYI). Odinga was introduced to Morris thru Obama... certainly not the clintons


and i never said Obama was "guilty" of the uprising... i was just relating the story.

Yep. Carrying the right-wings water for them. Well done. :sarcasm:

I'm done with you.

and what would that prove? :eyes:

That goes to the heart of your accusations against Obama. Here's the NYT on the subject:



Obama worked with the State Department about the Kenyan elections:



No censure at all. Your 'source' for your 'information' was completely unreliable.

The rest is rather nebulous or "unfounded" as Snopes points out.

No doubt Dick Morris has quite a file on this campaign and is probably willing to use it in some way to hurt Obama if he makes it to the GE. You know the GOP, they love to distort things and are experts at it.

Sen. Obama was not in Kenya long enough to speak at 'many' rallies for Mr. Odinga: he visited four nations, including Kenya, in the space of two weeks.

Your statement that Mr. Odinga 'lost' the election is disputed, and we may rely on The Economist for the general sense of the latter:

"The decision to return Kenya's 76-year-old incumbent president, Mwai Kibaki, to office was not made by the Kenyan people but by a small group of hardline leaders from Mr Kibaki's Kikuyu tribe. They made up their minds before the result was announced, perhaps even before the opposition candidate, Raila Odinga, had opened up a lead in early returns from the December 27th election. It was a civil coup.

"The planning was meticulous. All that was needed were the extra votes to squeak past Mr Odinga in what had been among the most closely contested elections Africa had ever seen. That was why returns from Central Province, Mr Kibaki's fiercely loyal Kikuyu heartland, were inexplicably held back. It was why, in some constituencies, a large number of voters seemed mysteriously to vote only in the presidential race and ignore the parliamentary ballot—despite waiting hours in the blazing sun. But the real damage was done in Nairobi, by simply crossing out the number of votes as announced in the constituency and scribbling in a higher number. Election monitors were turned away while the tallying went on. Monitors from the European Union saw tens of thousands of votes pinched in this way."

there is nothing about any of that the disproves anything I said essentially.


please prove me wrong. i would really rather this not be true.

Typical. :thumbsdown:

You know perfectly well what people speaking English mean by the phrase 'a great many': they do not mean half a dozen, or so, at maximum. If you have been following events in Kenya at all, you will know that the charges of fraud in that election are solid, and that such fraud was predicted by knowledgeable observers well in advance. The picture you are trying to present, that there are 'essential' truths in an account portraying Sen. Obama as hand-in-glove with Moslem extremists and 'East German trained' Communists to overthrow a legitimate government in Kenya is wholly false. You are wise not to provide links to support your assertions, as it is impossible to find such links without delving into the deepest recesses of right-wing hate and smear sites on the web.

Obama censured? Bullshit. A flatly false claim. Obama introduced Odinga to Morris? Can't find a single reputable source that backs that claim up. Obama made many appearances on behalf of Odinga? Another false statement. Obama made one appearance with Odinga and has spoken to him once on the phone. He was trying to help calm a violent and dangerous situation in Kenya.

In fact that whole stupid email has been debunked by Snopes.

Just inexcusable to post this shit.

i would rather all of this be not true.

unfortunately, i think it prolly is.

nothing from anything even related to a reputable source. I mean NOTHING. NADA. The closest I could come to your scurrilous censure garbage was this;

http://myafrica.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/kenyan-envoy-kicks-off-diplomatic-row-with-us-2/

Not even close to Obama being censured. Some diplomat who hadn't even submitted his credentials yet, wrote OBAMA a letter. big whoop. The State department certainly did not "censure" him- as if they even could.

And Snopes does address his ONE appearence with Odinga and his ONE phone call.


Your claims are smears. Untrue, dishonorable, ugly.

You should be ashamed.

Some things are inexcusable.

kenyan friends...

as i already said, i would love to be disproven.


and for you to rail against me... glass houses, thats all i am saying.

who can't be trusted to tell you which direction the sun rises in. I bet all of the crap came from them.

debunked by Media Matters.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200801160003

from abc, bbc or even that wacked out wingnut slime sheet, IBD. Nothing. You saw those stories, link them. And no your supposed friends in Kenya don't count.

it later.


if its not true, then great. if the info I got was bad, super. it would make me feel much better. really and without an ounce of sarcasm.

that you will not, in the future, post such accusations without reputable links. Because as I said, there's nothing on the Web to back up your charges. It's as bad as if I accused Hillary of murdering Vince Foster. Same level of vile crap.

i hate that... but i do believe that most of the essentials of what i said are true... maybe I have some of the dots connected incorrectly, very possible, but these are FACTS

1. Obama spoke at Odinga organized events criticizing the governments HR record

2. Odinga claims to be Obama's cousin

3. Odinga made a deal with the muslim extremists to institute sharia law in islamic areas

4. When Odinga did not become President, there was an uprising, lots of people died and were displaced.

the slightest evidence for- using the pitiful excuse that you're lazy. Secondly, who the fuck cares if Odinga claims to be or even is Obama's cousin. Hilly has criminal brothers. Should I make a big deal out of how that completely taints her? No, of course not. And I'd never even think of doing so.

Just disgusting. The worst smears I've seen against Obama, in many ways.

I'm done with any more discourse on this.

but you seemed to have ignored it then:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5871433&mesg_id=5874067

Being "bigtime against conspiracy theory bullshit" involves actually reading the threads in which you make unsourced claims.

"Obama spoke at Odinga organized events criticizing the governments HR record"

Not a 'FACT' yet - we just have your word for it.

that's like saying you are normally against typing. :eyes:

I'll just throw this shit onto the wall. If it slides off clean, then great. If it makes a stinky mess, ah well.

Sounds like you are choosing to throw a bunch of libelous crap out into the world without vetting it. Admit it, you don't have a single non-right-wing link for any of this.

Aren't you just special. :eyes:

And not even disgusting wingnut sources were provided for those reprehensible smears.

:grr:

And an "award."

:grr:

i guess you are linked to all that stuff too! :think:

i hope you know enough about logic to know that, but sadly...

Kansas.

thats the most fucking stupid thing i have ever heard.

I'm sure you've gotten the emails from them, and there's probably some truth to them! Just give them your account numbers! Looks like a really good investment. :thumbsup:

Time to make some emails ourselves.

Where's Octafish?

:D

Never surrender! :D

Like I don't already have 150 movies in my queue.

;)

I recommend it. It was filmed near my apartment complex when I attended LSU. The crazy, half-naked guy in the beginning owns a cafe near the university.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizopolis

and will gladly give me one million to deposit the check.....


Ya pucking futz

:rofl:

You know the rest....


:headbang:

and don't call me a fucking putz asshole. This was forwarded to me, I copied and pasted the whole thing here. If there is something else I should know maybe you'd like to inform me instead of calling me names.

Why not just link Obama with the Soviet Union??


And I called you a pucking futz. Big difference.

Both of us were just adding to the ridiculousness of the message by conflating it with the standard email scam in which someone claiming to be from an African country purports to have access to 100's of thousands or even millions of dollars and just needs your help to get it out of the country - you just have to send him a few thousand bucks to get the deal done. The emails are usually masterpieces of fantasy, as was the one that got forwarded to you.

No one's poking you!!

in transferring a large sum of cash out of the country?

what you are talking about

then I hope they end up in some cannibal's stew pot.

Anyone pushing lies and hatred in the name of Christ sickens me to no end. :grr:

From their website
:puke:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/kenya.asp

The 'Davis family' referenced sound like complete fruitcakes. :silly:

Take me OFF your email list and NEVER , EVER send me any more of this RACIST BULLSHIT !!

Use Google and check your "facts".. This it total bullshit and lies..

Shame on YOU for thinking I would be interested in this shit!

sincerely,
(your name here)

They've asked for email messages like this one. Send the entire thing. Look for a feature called "watchdog" on the site.

They may already know about it, but it couldn't hurt.

they are no more followers of Jesus than Bush is "eloquent".

They have the gall to claim they know "Obama's tribe well"-

may they be forgiven for their hatred and lies.


peace~

It said that everything was 100% true and verified by Snopes, even included a link. Of course when you click the link it leads you to a snopes article debunking the whole freaking thing :rofl: They must figure anyone stupid enough to believe that crap is also too stupid to click a link...

The fact that they're attacking him and embracing her seems to tell me something.

I doubt the veracity of this email, but there were doubtless a lot of things Morris saw during the campaign and Obama's participation in it that he will attempt to use against Obama, fair, true or otherwise.