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Too funny CK

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"I was choking on a pretzel in my big house I would be living in for 4 years, and I was choking and running around and getting bruises and everything. I had so many bruises, but there was one person who did not help me recover from my wounds, and that was John Kerry, it is because of this I know he is unfit to be President."

- George W Bush,
Choking Victims for Truth

Kerry's presence was giving him nightmares.

Chokers for the Truth

A group funded by a Texas Homebuilders will begin running televsions commercials under a 527 organization featuring a half dozen people who choked that were NOT saved by John Kerry.

"I survived a choking incident, and where was John Kerry? No where in sight."

"My choking experience is not something I want politicized by a man like John Kerry."

"John Kerry turned his back on me when he came out AGAINST the Heimlich Maneuver."

"Not only did I choke on a pretzel and John Kerry didn't save me, but I think he may have had something to do with it. I'm George W. Bush, war president, er, peace president, and I approve this message."

What's in the past is past. Let's focus on the future. There's plenty to worry about there.

Should we change it to the "Freedom from Lodged Food maneuver"?

:evilgrin:

Duer's are on today, funny shit Robert

and had actually cut the apples hecht ate, so really kerry caused the problem.

;-)

It is an amazing story!

Seriously, we've got to see this on Pravda.

Keep up the great work, Pete! We're working hard here in Southwestern PA for Kerry!

:D

I mean, I couldn't imagine him standing in the hallway dumbfounded, or even worse, smirknig as a political opponent keeled over amidst a crowd of onlookers.

It's not like he's the kind of guy that makes fun of people who are about to die.

Hecht had 30 seconds.

It took Bush 7 minutes to decide to leave that classroom.

Kerry acted in a second. He stepped off the elevator and responded to the situation. That, my dear friends, is leadership. I'm sure there were other people around, but Kerry stepped in and took charge. Not because people were asking him to, but because it had to be done.

Bush was given critical information that this country was under attack. He waited 7 minutes before doing anything.

Who do you want to lead this country?

<sarcasm>

Did you ever stop to think that maybe. . . just maybe. . . The Pet Goat is a REALLY interesting book? I mean, come on, he was right in the middle of it. You can't expect the man to concentrate on anything else before he finds out how it ends. I guess what I am trying to say is, why do you hate American so much?

</sarcasm>

I've been there. I've been up late reading a book and I just can't put it down. Wham, suddenly it is 4am and I got no sleep. Some books truly are enthralling and spellbinding. Maybe it is time we realize just how destructive some books are to our lives and destroy them before others are harmed. Won't someone think about the children?

while listening to the Chimp.

:puke:

more details soon...

:eyes: :-) just kidding...

awesomely funny!

this story needs to be told often

he would have probably either panicked or thought it was funny in that fratboy way of his.

Kind of like those commercials where a group of people are talking about a piece of litter and how it upsets them but none of them reach down and pick it up.

The guy is willing to save the lives of Republicans and Democrats alike. Gee. Sounds like he might be good for ALL Americans!

"Coming to the aid of any choking person is socialist in nature, and opens the way for liberal trial lawyers to come in and attack our honest, hardworking capitalist way of life." ;)

Good story, Pete. Thanks for posting.

:toast:

We NEED Kerry in charge! What a wonderful story!

Unless of course we discover a way to make money on it for Bush and his cronies.

Kerry's grace under pressure is one of his strong points.

;-)