THAT explains it!
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No wonder Obama always seems so cool, calm and collected. According to his health records released today, his blood pressure is 90 over 60!!!!!!!! I haven't seen those numbers since I was a teenager!!
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1. mine's good like that, too.. I once had a physical about an hour after
waking up.. the nurse's joked that they thought I was dead... it was so low.
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Thu May-29-08 06:30 PM
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6. I've had the nurses tell me it was so low they couldn't legally let me leave the doctor's office!
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although mine's never been "high" and I don't have to take anything, I'm usually on the higher side of normal...and I'm only a couple years younger than Obama!
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Thu May-29-08 06:28 PM
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2. I haven't had that BP since I took a size 3 Toddler.
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Thu May-29-08 06:30 PM
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4. Beating up Toddlers lowers your BP?!?!?! You're sick! n/t
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Thu May-29-08 06:34 PM
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10. hehehe! I wasn't sure if
"took a toddler" meant beating him up or eating him...(I'll take two, they're small..)
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Thu May-29-08 06:36 PM
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11. Hahahha maybe mean "Took a toddler to Disney World."
But I always imagined that to be a stressful experience :shrug:
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Thu May-29-08 06:41 PM
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I've taken a toddler to Disney World before...VERY stressful!!! and HOT in August. I'm sure MY blood pressure was up that trip!!!
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Thu May-29-08 06:36 PM
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12. Oh yeah, I was a wild child when I was young...
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5. Yeah, well, he ought to hang out here for awhile.
That'll fuckin' cure him of his good health, low blood pressure.
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Thu May-29-08 06:31 PM
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8. Mine's usually that low.
Not after I've been wading through the shit in this forum, though. x(
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Thu May-29-08 06:32 PM
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but I'd bet McCain is on medication for High Blood Pressure--especially w/his anger issues.
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15. No the real secret is that McBoosh is truly the reanimated corpse of Christmas Genocide.
Slightly less known Dickens character... that's why he's been able to slip under the radar about it so far.
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Thu May-29-08 06:37 PM
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13. I think his bp is low because his conscience is clear:
He makes his statements based on moral judgement rather than politics and ego. It's called integrity, and, yes, it is good for your emotional and physical health.
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Thu May-29-08 06:37 PM
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14. His conscience is clear and so are his arteries!
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Thu May-29-08 06:39 PM
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17. You're probably right...
and he seems to be a healthy eater--although that was cause to label him an "elitist"... someone should jump on that story, healthy eating, healthy person...forget the stupid "elitist"....
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16. Kick for a healthy pres.
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Thu May-29-08 06:40 PM
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He's a reptiliod from Beta Reticulii!
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19. And those numbers were from when he was still smoking, no less.
Mine are higher than that before my first cup of coffee, and I never smoked a cigarette in my life. Of course he's a hell of a lot skinnier than I am.
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21. I think the report said
Zero body fat....WHO the hell has Zero body fat when they're 46???
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22. OR, if anyone listened to Marc Maron
today on AAR; he had gotten an email about Obama's health record and he said it should be titled "Obama can kick your ass"... made me laugh!
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