Hillary and the jumper...

I know some of y'all are gonna flame me to a crisp for this. Believe me, I'd insert Obama's name in here just as readily if his behavior were the same. But sometimes the shoe fits too well to ignore.


There used to be a tale told out in the sticks about an ol boy that would come around and for two bits, just one lousy quarter, he'd go and jump into your outhouse pit. Well, of course lotsa folks would pony up and pay the price of admission because this was extreme entertainment to the max back in the day when not even everybody had a radio, much less a TV to keep 'em occupied on the mindless drivel front.The outhouse jumper was never at a loss for custom and people would often crowd around three or four deep, with the smaller children climbing up on their parents shoulders to get a view. And sure enough, much to everyone's amazement and disgust, this lanky ol guy would take his boots off (good shoe leather was expensive and hard to come by) and holding onto his nose he'd hop right into the miasma of unspeakable filth. Some folks couldn't actually believe that he'd done it. and would even hafta run off to the bushes and throw up themselves they were so disgusted and revolted by the whole scene. Then the Jumper would crawl out of that hole and the stench was simply unreal. Having stirred up all that waste at the bottom that had been ripening for a while and mixed the fresh, well, it wasn't anything you wanted to have your nose around a'tall.Not a'tall. So as Jumper started to walk towards everyone they all start yelling at him to get outta there and go on back to wherever he come from, ol,Jumper, he grins real broad through his stinky stained face and grabs his ratty ass ol hat ad keep comin closer to the crowd and then he says, "well, folks, y'all see, it's like this. It's only two bits for me to me jump into the pit, but it's five dollars for me leave..."

How much d'ya think Sen Clinton wants to go away?