*Breaking*** Karl Rove Sex Tape

I have it on good authority that Democratic operatives are in possession of a tape showing Karl Rove committing unspeakable acts with an underage, un-consenting white-colored farm animal... the tape is blurry but the animal appears to be a sheep, and the audio is clear: the frightened animal bleats for help with every Rovian embrace, as Rove moans "whitey, whitey, whitey" in it's furry little ear. Apparently Democrats are holding this tape for their "October Surprise", which appears to be the time for release of other imaginary but nevertheless filthy and vicious political smears against the opposition.


"Fictitious" is the operative word.


**No animals were harmed in the writing of this post.

I'll be sending you my next five therapist bills.

since I did just wake up and only have one cup of coffee in me.

I'm gonna go poke my eyes out now.

This could be an imaginary bombshell . . .

I was hoping this was a really good rickroll.

(Better a rickroll than a Karlroll.)

white-colored! :rofl:

the image of Karl Rove doing anything sexual (with human or non-human beings) is disgusting. I'm guessing the OP was all in humor (although bad humor at that).

"whitey" is too obvious. :rofl:

mmmmmmm crackers. club and/or ritz..

That was the standard insult.

In my neighborhood, Whitey was the guy who ran the local teen-center (he got the name because when he was growing up in that project he was supposedly the only white person at the time).

"Karl Rove" and "sex tape" do not belong in the same sentence. It burns it burns!!!!!!!!! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:crazy:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

to screw a hen.

You must renounce and reject such Rovian behavior!

And no, there was not a sheep in the video.

There were two underage clowns, a woman in a KKK sheet and hood, a dog, and a goat.

There will be a lot of talk about Rove's connection to the KKK.

This will be a shocking revelation.

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Why did you even put that image in my head this early in the morning? Why, oh why?:

Thanks a lot, npincus!


:puke: :D

that was a cruel, cruel use of both imagery and irony.

(still funny tho)

Karl Rove is not the nominee. You need to find a similar tape of John McCain.
I'm sure there's one out there somewhere.
Keep looking!!

this is sheer nonsense and wool not be tolerated

horror.

I hope you don't live in Mississippi, or a couple of US attorneys will put you in prison for 7 years for that joke.