After today's word parsing, imagine Hillary "quitting" Iraq...

DS1

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Tue Jun-03-08 12:20 PM
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After today's word parsing, imagine Hillary "quitting" Iraq...

While I understand that it is time for the United States to leave Iraq in an orderly manner, however the civilians of Iraq in Southeast Basra, specifically Al Azamiyah and Al Amtahiyah but not As Sarraji unless they're voting after 6 PM Greenwich Mean time, agree with the majority of Kurds living above 31.00N Latitude and west of 46.15E Longitude but south of 33.20N Latitude and east of 45.45E Longitude but only if those people haven't voted before or have voted before but didn't have their thumbs inked, and their bloodline is less than 16% Shia still want us there.

So we continue to fight!

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patrice

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Tue Jun-03-08 12:27 PM
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1. They have to "proove" to the Military that they aren't REALLY just political cannon fodder.

The survival of the powers that be depends upon that illusion.

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patrice

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Tue Jun-03-08 12:30 PM
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2. P.S.The "joke" is that "proof" will be essentially semantic in nature to everyone but the Military,

Edited on Tue Jun-03-08 12:39 PM by patrice

who will continue to be bleeding cannon fodder.

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southlandshari

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Tue Jun-03-08 12:36 PM
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3. You are wrong!!!!!!!! Polls show

Edited on Tue Jun-03-08 12:37 PM by southlandshari

that every Iraqi whose bloodline is a full 20% or less Shia still want us there. Sheesh.

And for that matter, only the Kurds whose skin tone presents a double class of high-binding melatonin receptors AND who work in occupations that earn more than 8,000 dinars per day but less than 15,000 dinars per day are still eligible to vote.

Get your facts straight, you self-righteous motherfucker.

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DS1

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Tue Jun-03-08 12:38 PM
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4. You leave skin color out of this, sexist!

:crazy:

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southlandshari

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Tue Jun-03-08 12:57 PM
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5. You want to challenge me on the basis of gender?

Fine.

But you know my internet penis is bigger than yours.

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jobycom

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Tue Jun-03-08 01:32 PM
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6. Uh...

wow. Am I the only remembering the Matthew Broderick SNL sketch here?

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southlandshari

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Tue Jun-03-08 02:02 PM
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7. fucking hillbot obaminator

Just go with it.

I think I scared everyone off with my internet penis, and I wanted to post something that would interest people and get them back involved in the important discussion here.

;)

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jobycom

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Tue Jun-03-08 02:04 PM
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8. You wanna see MY penis?

Just thought that might get some attention, or at least get the thread locked and get you out of it. :)

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southlandshari

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Tue Jun-03-08 02:18 PM
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9. now that you mention it

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jobycom

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Tue Jun-03-08 02:20 PM
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10. Lord!

Now what do I do? :scared:

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